For better for worser....if u kno laugh make i turn to woman

Date: 14-12-2012 6:50 pm (11 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 14-12-2012 06:50 PM (11 years ago)
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These are the entries to a Washinton Post
Competition asking for a two-line Rhyme
with the romantic first line and the least
romantic second line. Have a laugh:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful
wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be
bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was
pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is
sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are
dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your
face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your
eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this
way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell .'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.j

Posted: at 14-12-2012 06:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- DaCutest at 14-12-2012 06:59 PM (11 years ago)
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I nor laff o...
Hope u don turn to woman Angry
Posted: at 14-12-2012 06:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 14-12-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago)
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poster ur tenis there, ten times!
Posted: at 14-12-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 14-12-2012 07:08 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Lips Sealed how can I ?  Embarrassed
Posted: at 14-12-2012 07:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 14-12-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago)
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I laf small...so turn to semi woman
Posted: at 14-12-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 14-12-2012 09:02 PM (11 years ago)
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@newrumour
We go ping ourselves later
Posted: at 14-12-2012 09:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 14-12-2012 09:51 PM (11 years ago)
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I need a beautiful woman to touch before i can change....any volunteer?
Posted: at 14-12-2012 09:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 14-12-2012 09:52 PM (11 years ago)
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I need a beautiful woman to touch before i can change....any volunteer?
Posted: at 14-12-2012 09:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 14-12-2012 10:04 PM (11 years ago)
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touch ursef wen u chqange or maybe u can take ma dacutest if u insist Tongue
Posted: at 14-12-2012 10:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 14-12-2012 10:17 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 14-12-2012 10:04 PM
touch ursef wen u chqange or maybe u can take ma dacutest if u insist Tongue

be like say u kno where my mind day
Posted: at 14-12-2012 10:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 14-12-2012 10:24 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes dont attempt weat u are thinking Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 14-12-2012 10:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 14-12-2012 10:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 14-12-2012 10:24 PM
Roll Eyes dont attempt weat u are thinking Angry Angry Angry

any harm in that?
Posted: at 14-12-2012 10:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 14-12-2012 11:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 14-12-2012 10:04 PM
touch ursef wen u chqange or maybe u can take ma dacutest if u insist Tongue
u drink rat's piss?
No1 I nor be ur babe
No2 u nor fit give am ur sister make he touch?
Angry
Posted: at 14-12-2012 11:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 15-12-2012 12:11 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy i asked him or is dat nt a question  Huh?
Posted: at 15-12-2012 12:11 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2012 01:56 AM (11 years ago)
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Am ari here
Posted: at 15-12-2012 01:56 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Shydaimma at 15-12-2012 10:33 AM (11 years ago)
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wat's oll Ris
Posted: at 15-12-2012 10:33 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 15-12-2012 11:22 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 14-12-2012 11:30 PM
u drink rat's piss?
No1 I nor be ur babe
No2 u nor fit give am ur sister make he touch?
Angry

So u ni fit allow me do touch touch?
Posted: at 15-12-2012 11:22 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 15-12-2012 12:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Dry  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-12-2012 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 15-12-2012 02:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Nawaaa
Posted: at 15-12-2012 02:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 15-12-2012 05:44 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-12-2012 05:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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