Pastor part1 and 2

Date: 19-12-2012 10:58 am (11 years ago) | Author: kenneth donatus
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- at 19-12-2012 10:58 AM (11 years ago)
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 A pastor was heading to Lagos in a bus,so suddenly criminals attacked the bus and commanded everybody to lie down,the criminals demanded for cash.and people began giving thecriminals their cash,but the pastor refused to give them cash.so one of the criminals asked the pastor..
Criminal:your cash or your life??..
Pastor:the bible says`he that is in me,is greater that he that is in that gun..
Criminal:ehn..e ­ ­hn..your cash or your life??..
Pastor:if God be for me who can be against me..
Criminal:for the last time,your cash or your life??..
Pastor:No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper..
Criminal:ok wait..(shoots the gun)..your cash or your life??..
Pastor:(frighte ­ned)bros stop dat tin person no dey follow you play..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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   Tongue       watch OUT for part2 or grab your copy at alaba internationational market NOW!!!   

Posted: at 19-12-2012 10:58 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 19-12-2012 12:23 PM (11 years ago)
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I go tell Stephen ur brother make ban u again for dis dry yoke wey u paste for here Sad Sad

Posted: at 19-12-2012 12:23 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2012 12:24 PM (11 years ago)
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I go tell Stephen ur brother make he ban u again for dis dry yoke wey u paste for here Sad Sad

Posted: at 19-12-2012 12:24 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 19-12-2012 12:54 PM (11 years ago)
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I tire 4 dat guy sef

Posted: at 19-12-2012 12:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jessymic at 19-12-2012 01:05 PM (11 years ago)
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yeye dey smell
Posted: at 19-12-2012 01:05 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 19-12-2012 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Yeye zoke

Posted: at 19-12-2012 01:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 19-12-2012 01:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 19-12-2012 12:54 PM
I tire 4 dat guy sef
old mama youngy
Posted: at 19-12-2012 01:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 19-12-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 19-12-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 19-12-2012 01:52 PM (11 years ago)
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who born this boy
Posted: at 19-12-2012 01:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2012 06:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Na born trowey Roll Eyes

Posted: at 19-12-2012 06:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2012 07:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: buoyantic on 19-12-2012 01:38 PM
old mama youngy
Insultooooooo ban Cheesy

Posted: at 19-12-2012 07:03 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 19-12-2012 07:27 PM (11 years ago)
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I 4 laff , but  Embarrassed

Posted: at 19-12-2012 07:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 19-12-2012 09:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Yeyerism on d increase

Posted: at 19-12-2012 09:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 19-12-2012 09:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Yeyerism on d increase

Posted: at 19-12-2012 09:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 19-12-2012 09:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 19-12-2012 09:38 PM
Yeyerism on d increase
so rampant

Posted: at 19-12-2012 09:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 20-12-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago)
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BIZNESS BOY
Posted: at 20-12-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 20-12-2012 04:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 20-12-2012 02:30 PM
if you tell me
na who i go tell?
tell me. Yeye  Tongue

Posted: at 20-12-2012 04:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 20-12-2012 06:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Who say make u open teeth ? c as d teeth brown self  Embarrassed

Posted: at 20-12-2012 06:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-12-2012 03:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 19-12-2012 06:56 PM
Na born trowey Roll Eyes

abi

Posted: at 23-12-2012 03:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 23-12-2012 06:46 PM (11 years ago)
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maybew

Posted: at 23-12-2012 06:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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