LadyBig2009 at 25-04-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago) (f)
A Nursery 1 pupil in a danfo bus from school was reciting the days lesson at school, it went thus: if my father is a cock and my mother a hen, i will be a chick if my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, i will be a cob if my father is a king and my mother a queen, i will be a prince etc, etc. The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise', he shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued. Then the driver shouted; What of if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute) , what will you be? The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver
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Posted: at 25-04-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
heheheheehe...
Posted: at 25-04-2009 08:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply KleverC at 26-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) (m)
lol
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 26-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Hahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa,na d danfo driver find trouble o
anything worth doing is worth doing well
Posted: at 26-04-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply myragonza at 27-04-2009 09:35 AM (15 years ago) (f)
kai kai kai....
Posted: at 27-04-2009 09:35 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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chieeeee....
if na me, i go throw the boy comot from my moto one time... u over funny.
Posted: at 27-04-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply omatseye at 27-04-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago) (m)
nice 1...2 sweet...keeping d spirit of laughter is our focus...nice job pal/......
Posted: at 27-04-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Uby40 at 27-04-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) (m)
i'm sure the kid wudnt complete his trip...obviously he'll be off the bus
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply iphie at 27-04-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago) (f)
nice 1 babe. lol
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 27-04-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago) (f)
i'm sure the kid wudnt complete his trip...obviously he'll be off the bus
by d rear
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmymth at 27-04-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) (m)
d driver don see im match.Lagos danfo drivers are disgusting and talks any how 2 passengers
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 27-04-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) (f)
emmy take wirstwatch o, which 1 b yaown wey u dey dis danfo drivers nd LA about.........surare o
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmymth at 27-04-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) (m)
se emi?sho ara emi?Iphie,gini ne me gi nah?
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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i like that joke....
Posted: at 28-04-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply emmymth at 28-04-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) (m)
which one?
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 28-04-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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emmymth...was it meant for me?? or what u mean by which one??
Posted: at 28-04-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply oyet at 29-04-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago) (m)
the kid get sense like Oyez
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Joecaat at 29-04-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) (m)
dat boy sharp no be small
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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Nice joke! haha! I have heard it before though!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply NKEMJOU at 30-05-2009 09:58 PM (14 years ago) (f)
lolol
Posted: at 30-05-2009 09:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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