WAREHOUSE or SHOP

Date: 27-04-2009 1:12 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Oyez
- at 27-04-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Ebuka  told his Oga at the shop to wait  at  the gate and pick him up after  his  Commerce exam  at  the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered.

He was given Commerce Exam  question paper and the  only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says:

''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:   

Warehouse is at  Ojota  while shop is at Alaba.

Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

 
Oga :      Ebuka , how did it go?

Ebuka:    It was so simple Oga, question number three says : Differentiate between a warehouse and a Shop.

Oga :     And what did you write ?

Ebuka:   Well I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.

Oga :      So is that all you wrote ?

Ebuka :   Yes .

 


Oga :   Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address , stupid boy!

           That's how you get customers, idiot!!!

Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 27-04-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Both Oga and Boy na mumu.Nice joke pal
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-04-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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not phunny
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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antagonist
Posted: at 27-04-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 2-06-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-06-2009 12:54 AM (14 years ago)
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THAT OGA AND THE BOY THEM BE IGBO ABI...THEM NO NO ANYTHING PASS MAKE THEM FIND MONEY..Grin
Posted: at 3-06-2009 12:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-06-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago)
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head of d area boys in naijapals wat is ur post abt cause i cant read@oyez
Posted: at 3-06-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- DarkCoco at 3-06-2009 02:57 AM (14 years ago)
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