The Best Part of Waking Up...

Date: 27-04-2009 8:21 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Joseph Umosen
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife says, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband says, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

The wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

The husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

Posted: at 27-04-2009 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- LadyBig2009 at 27-04-2009 08:25 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 27-04-2009 08:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- downlowguy at 27-04-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Hello whats Hebrews
Posted: at 27-04-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 27-04-2009 09:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-04-2009 09:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ronky at 27-04-2009 11:47 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehehhheehe. gud 1
Posted: at 27-04-2009 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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sure?
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- nollylove at 12-05-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
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- size1 at 12-05-2009 09:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nollylove on 12-05-2009 08:59 PM
Grin


dis ur teet
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- Emmanuel4christ at 13-05-2009 02:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 27-04-2009 08:45 PM
Hello whats Hebrews

OMG AS U DO FACE 4 THIS UR PIC THAT IS HOW U ASK THE QUESTION *WHATS HEBREWS* Grin
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- federico at 13-05-2009 04:37 AM (14 years ago)
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nor be small thing emma
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- emmymth at 13-05-2009 07:33 AM (14 years ago)
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All correct
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- quinzee4me at 13-05-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Hello whats Hebrews


u really be downlowguy u no no wetin be HEBREWS emmy abeg tell am
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 05:21 PM (14 years ago)
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ahhh! emmy wey no know wetin 0 plus 0 is
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