Make my horse laugh and cry

Date: 29-04-2009 4:41 pm (15 years ago) | Author: j ppop
- at 29-04-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago)
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A new guy in town  walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10, and if you make my horse laugh and cry, then you get all the money."

The man said easy! He puts in his $10 and goes out back to the horse. The bartender/owner watches out the window as the man whispers into the horse's ear. The horse roars with laughter, rolling on the ground. Finally the horse stops laughing and stands back up. All of a sudden tears are streaming from the horse's eyes.

The man comes back in and collects the prize.

The bartender/owner asks "how in the world did you accomplish this?"

The man says "I simply told the horse my dick was bigger than his, then he started crying when I showed him.

Posted: at 29-04-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- ironlady at 29-04-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 29-04-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 30-04-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 30-04-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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what tin is bigger?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 30-04-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 30-04-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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HELP ME ASK ABEG
Posted: at 30-04-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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ABI NA...
Posted: at 30-04-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 30-04-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 30-04-2009 05:32 PM
what tin is bigger?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
no tell me u no know wetin e de tlak about???
Posted: at 30-04-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 30-04-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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all of una dey f up
Posted: at 30-04-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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I TRU TRU..I NKW KNW OOO ....PLS TEL ME....
Posted: at 30-04-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 1-05-2009 05:29 AM (15 years ago)
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tell both of us i didnt read
Posted: at 1-05-2009 05:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nollylove at 5-06-2009 07:15 AM (14 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 5-06-2009 07:15 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- daviespan at 5-06-2009 10:11 AM (14 years ago)
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which kind mumu joke be this? e no fit even qualify for under-5 contest
Posted: at 5-06-2009 10:11 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 5-06-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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e qualify
Posted: at 5-06-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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