afriface at 14-02-2013 02:38 PM (12 years ago) (m) Source http://tundeola.blogspot.com/2013/02/on-valentines-day-story-of-pastor-with.html#more
One day, a pastor was with a women’s congregation and he asked them:
Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise up their hands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands). Pastor (question): How many of you love their husbands
Ladies: (They all raised their hands)
Pastor (question): Are you sure ladies before God? Can I prophesy?
Ladies: Yes!!!
Pastor (question): When did you last tell your husbands that “you love him "
Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)- “today when leaving the house”, “last night”, "when we went to bed”, “This morning when I woke up”,
Pastor: Each one of you should send a message “ I love you” to your husband now.
Ladies: They all sent the test message “I love you”
Pastor said: Exchange your phones
Ladies: They all exchanged their phones
Pastor: Read out loud the replies from the husbands.
Here are the replies to the messages from their husbands:
1. Is this message losthuh
2. Aaaah who is thishuh?
3. Am I dreaming??
4. What is the matter!!??
5. What do you mean!!!!huhhuh
6. Could it be that you need moneyhuh!!?
Read More at Source http://tundeola.blogspot.com/2013/02/on-valentines-day-story-of-pastor-with.html#more Posted: at 14-02-2013 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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winace at 14-02-2013 08:34 PM (12 years ago) (f) Hahahahahahahahahahaha Posted: at 14-02-2013 08:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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zeigbo at 14-02-2013 09:39 PM (12 years ago) (m) Copy n paste
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brightossy at 14-02-2013 09:58 PM (12 years ago) (m) 7, this didn't make me laff Posted: at 14-02-2013 09:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  Posted: at 14-02-2013 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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na who wake me con read thıs yeye toke?
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 14-02-2013 10:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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ajanni at 14-02-2013 10:29 PM (12 years ago) (m) ask your self na Posted: at 14-02-2013 10:29 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 14-02-2013 10:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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ajanni at 14-02-2013 10:35 PM (12 years ago) (m) Posted: at 14-02-2013 10:35 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 14-02-2013 10:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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ajanni at 15-02-2013 09:24 AM (12 years ago) (m) Posted: at 15-02-2013 09:24 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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zeigbo at 15-02-2013 03:22 PM (12 years ago) (m) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 15-02-2013 07:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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