Johnny Goes to the Park

Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

“MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND….”

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy….”

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, “Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”

 

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Posted: at 3-05-2009 09:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehehe

Posted: at 5-05-2009 06:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

cross fire.... 
there she goes again. 
sillyjoker na wao for you.

Posted: at 5-05-2009 06:54 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

very interesting

i can imagine the look on both mummy and daddy's face

hehehehehehe

two are suspect

nice one

Posted: at 5-05-2009 07:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thanks all for showing appreciation!

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Posted: at 7-05-2009 11:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

he is a little snitch indeed, saying wat he ought not to say, silly j, 9ice joke

emmy bad belle dey wrry u. go post ya own

Posted: at 7-05-2009 12:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oya now

Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

carry time Emmy! wetin be your problem?

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Posted: at 10-05-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac