.... It is not a life sentece !!! .....

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
 


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Posted: at 4-05-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Iphie, how many rounds you fit go before you PEME. Abi na life sentence you go give my Prisioner when it enters into your prison !!!!






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Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

What of if I commit crime near your juridiction and there is no more court nearby and accussed are meant to be tried and jailed in their juridiction, so you want make them carry the prisioner go ABUJA.


Haba, why you dey shy?? My prision dey do gentle for inside prision, he no go give warder much trouble now...

Anyway let know if you change your mind about that one becaus ehe dey do me make I commit crime quick quick now!!!!

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Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@ iphie,


It is better to be a prisoner in your prison than a free man in miserable place, so can you see now..




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Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

seen dis B100

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Posted: at 5-05-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pls just accomodate one more prisoner

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Posted: at 5-05-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

If the space don full, I dont mind to take standing. Sebi to get my prisoner to the destination na hin be the KOKO.

So biko, make I enter true the back door, I go find a place to stand for your BRT!!!!



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Posted: at 5-05-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Where is Iphie today everybodi ?


the lady don run comot fiam from the forum.

If she like make she run go Ghana or |Bosnia, na me and her for this forum. If she no gree wetin I tell am, I have decide to sentence my prisoner to life imprisonment in her prison without an option fine nor parole, so na me and her go PEME together !!!!

Can't you see how my prisoner dey pursuee her prison ?

What a nice material with very beautiful 2 barrels of gun-powder to match !!


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Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

imagin this...forum don dey turn upside down

Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

cul god..hin go giv u wetin u want.lol

Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac