The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
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Posted: at 4-05-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
You cannot satisfy some women. They will not let you be untill they make sure you have fired the last catridge and no spare bullet again in your armoury !!!
If you don't want to die, na to take style vamouse be the solution. 14_Inches
Posted: at 4-05-2009 04:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
What of if I commit crime near your juridiction and there is no more court nearby and accussed are meant to be tried and jailed in their juridiction, so you want make them carry the prisioner go ABUJA.
Haba, why you dey shy?? My prision dey do gentle for inside prision, he no go give warder much trouble now...
Anyway let know if you change your mind about that one becaus ehe dey do me make I commit crime quick quick now!!!!
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Posted: at 5-05-2009 01:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
If she like make she run go Ghana or |Bosnia, na me and her for this forum. If she no gree wetin I tell am, I have decide to sentence my prisoner to life imprisonment in her prison without an option fine nor parole, so na me and her go PEME together !!!!
Can't you see how my prisoner dey pursuee her prison ?
What a nice material with very beautiful 2 barrels of gun-powder to match !!
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Posted: at 6-05-2009 05:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac