Glad to be drunk

Date: 04-05-2009 11:57 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 4-05-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
 
14_Inches

Posted: at 4-05-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 5-05-2009 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-05-2009 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 5-05-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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now
Posted: at 5-05-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 5-05-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Dry!!
Posted: at 5-05-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vonnette at 5-05-2009 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? what was that
Posted: at 5-05-2009 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 5-05-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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crippling drunkard

that looks like 14inches long
Posted: at 5-05-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago)
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tooooooo dryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-05-2009 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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down! down!! down!!!
this can't be from you 14inches....  Angry
Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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i'm surprised at him
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-05-2009 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Never mind the quality,

This is just for INTERLUDE!!!!!! am on my break when I wrote this joooo.



14_Inches
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago)
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@ quinzee,when will u post ur own joke
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-05-2009 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-05-2009 11:03 AM
@ quinzee,when will u post ur own joke
when fowl grow teeth....  Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
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kris u too much 4 dt answer.he has gat nothing 2 offer us
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-05-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-05-2009 11:29 AM
kris u too much 4 dt answer.he has gat nothing 2 offer us
rather, na we go offer her something...  Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 6-05-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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just dey takoing urselfs
Posted: at 6-05-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 30-05-2009 10:02 PM (14 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 30-05-2009 10:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Brb
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 30-05-2009 10:45 PM (14 years ago)
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come bac here jor..wey u dey go?
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ninky at 1-06-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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was funny but i guess i forgot 2 laff
Posted: at 1-06-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 1-06-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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so emmymyth ur still interested in sleeping with me ehn, say i tell u say my yansh dey pepper me i don tire na ah ah na how many times u want make we do ehn krist
Posted: at 1-06-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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