A lame answer to interview questions

Date: 28-02-2013 7:54 am (11 years ago) | Author: suny dave
- at 28-02-2013 07:54 AM (11 years ago)
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WHAT A TERRIFIC INTERVIEW!!!
Interviewer : There are 500 bricks on a
plane. You drop one outside.
How many are left ?
Applicant :
That's easy, 499
Interviewer : What are the three steps to
put an
elephant into a fridge ?
...Applicant : Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer : What are the four steps to
put a deer into the fridge ?
Applicant : Open the fridge. Take the
elephant out. Put
the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all the
animals are there except one, why ?
Applicant : Because the deer is in the
fridge. Interviewer : How does an old
woman
cross a swamp filled with crocodiles ?
Applicant : She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer : Last question. In the end
the old lady still died, Why ? Applicant :
Err....I guess
she drowned ?
Interviewer : No! She was hit by the
brick. You may leave now
:::::::::: IF NA LIKE DIS ALL INTERVIEW
FOR NAIJA BE, CHAI!!! HOW MANY
PEOPLE YOU THINK SAY GO GET JOB?
(Lol)!
Rel

Posted: at 28-02-2013 07:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Omilim at 28-02-2013 05:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 28-02-2013 05:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-02-2013 10:09 PM (11 years ago)
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ıs ıt funny?
Posted: at 28-02-2013 10:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-03-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago)
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Nawaaa
Posted: at 1-03-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 1-03-2013 12:20 PM (11 years ago)
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ABEG
Posted: at 1-03-2013 12:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 1-03-2013 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Chummyli, wetin day waaaa?
Posted: at 1-03-2013 01:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 1-03-2013 01:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Chummyli, wetin day waaaa?
Posted: at 1-03-2013 01:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 1-03-2013 02:16 PM (11 years ago)
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abegiiiiiiiii
Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 1-03-2013 10:11 PM (11 years ago)
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na there u dey sleep  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-03-2013 10:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-03-2013 10:34 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: tripple2love on  1-03-2013 01:12 PM
Chummyli, wetin day waaaa?

na ur chains of pb4 jokes de waaaa me naa
Posted: at 2-03-2013 10:34 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 2-03-2013 03:52 PM (11 years ago)
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no funny
Posted: at 2-03-2013 03:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Sakiwonder at 4-03-2013 12:42 PM (11 years ago)
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The guy create originality
Posted: at 4-03-2013 12:42 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 4-03-2013 03:40 PM (11 years ago)
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=========================>>>>>>
Posted: at 4-03-2013 03:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 4-03-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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I am about to start alafin.
Posted: at 4-03-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-03-2013 11:02 AM (11 years ago)
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Nawaa
Posted: at 6-03-2013 11:02 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-03-2013 11:03 AM (11 years ago)
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Nawaa
Posted: at 6-03-2013 11:03 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 6-03-2013 06:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Just looking
Posted: at 6-03-2013 06:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 6-03-2013 09:30 PM (11 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 6-03-2013 09:30 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 11-03-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago)
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K
Posted: at 11-03-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-03-2013 07:50 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 11-03-2013 07:50 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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