PRETENDING 419 AND THE PAUPERBOY!!! CAN'T LAUGH...

Date: 28-02-2013 8:03 am (11 years ago) | Author: suny dave
- at 28-02-2013 08:03 AM (11 years ago)
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This Happened 2 Me Yestaday. I Still
Can't Get Over It.
I Went 2 D Super Market 2 Pick Sometin
2 Eat And As I Was Walking Down D Isle,
I Noticed Dis Woman Staring At Me. I
Looked At Her And Kept Walking To D
Front Counter 2 Pick Bottled Water And
Gala. As I Picked
Dem And Turned To Find D Same Woman
Right In Front Of Me! I Tried 2 Show Her
Some Love, So I Smiled And Said "Hi"
Then I Went On To Get A Can Coke.
Can U Believe The Same Woman
Followed Me? I Was Getting A Little
Nervous And Mad Cos She Was Following
Me Without Saying Anyting. But I Tried
To Stay Friendly" I Just Said "Hi" She
Finally Responded And Said, "I Am Sorry
4 Staring But U Look Just Like My
Youngest Son...We Just Buried Him 2Wks
Ago. I Felt Stupid 4 Geting Mad As I
Expressed My Sympathy To Her. She Said
She Was Fine As She Knows Dat Her Son
Is With D Lord. Then She Asked Me To
Do Her A Favour. I Said "If I Can".She
Said She Was A Bit Sad Dat Her Son Neva
Said Goodbye 2 Her B4 Passing On.
She Asked Me To Get In Line Behind Her
& As She Left D Store, I Should Say
"Goodbye Mum". So Dat She Could Have
Some Sense Of Closure. Though Her
Request Was Weird, I However Agreed 2
Grant It. So As She Collected Her Bags
From D Casher And Walked Away, I Said
"Bye Mum". She Turnd And Said "Bye
Son". When The Cashier Calculated My
Stuff, She Said The Total Was N6750!!!. I
Said What!!...Can U Tell Me How A Bottle
Of N70 Water, N5O Gala And N100 Can
Coke Equals N6750?. She Said "Your Mum
Said U Are Paying 4 Her Too"....
My Mum?, I Shouted. Dat Woman Is Not
My Mother Ooo!!!". I Quickly Rushed Out
Just In Time To See The Woman
Approaching The Parking Lot. I Ran After
Her And Was Screaming..."Excuse Me,
Excuse Me!!!". She Started Running 4 Her
Car As She Saw Me Coming. I Caught Up
With Her Just B4 She Was Able 2 Close D
Door. I Kept On Pulling And Pulling Her
Legs!!! Just Like Am Pulling Yours Now!!!
What Will U Do If U Where In D Same
Shoe?

Posted: at 28-02-2013 08:03 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jazzydog at 28-02-2013 09:33 AM (11 years ago)
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AHahahah Grin
Posted: at 28-02-2013 09:33 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- EFEJONES1 at 28-02-2013 07:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb20
Posted: at 28-02-2013 07:54 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 28-02-2013 11:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jazzydog on 28-02-2013 09:33 AM
AHahahah Grin
jazzy  dog na pb4 u hear?  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-02-2013 11:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-03-2013 09:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Even d newbies knw dat is a pb4 joke Sad
Posted: at 1-03-2013 09:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 1-03-2013 12:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  1-03-2013 09:26 AM
Even d newbies knw dat is a pb4 joke Sad
  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 1-03-2013 12:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 1-03-2013 01:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  1-03-2013 09:26 AM
Even d newbies knw dat is a pb4 joke Sad

Amebos
Posted: at 1-03-2013 01:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 1-03-2013 02:14 PM (11 years ago)
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e concern you @ tripple
Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 1-03-2013 10:09 PM (11 years ago)
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I'm not hıa
Posted: at 1-03-2013 10:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-03-2013 10:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  1-03-2013 02:14 PM
e concern you @ tripple

na him post d pb4 joke naa
Posted: at 2-03-2013 10:32 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 2-03-2013 03:53 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  2-03-2013 10:32 AM
na him post d pb4 joke naa
i ask you Huh?
Posted: at 2-03-2013 03:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 4-03-2013 09:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Let her go.
Posted: at 4-03-2013 09:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-03-2013 10:52 AM (11 years ago)
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No mind am Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-03-2013 10:52 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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