Man Commits Suicide Over Inability To segxwally Satisfy His Wife

Date: 01-03-2013 1:26 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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A despondent palm wine tapper, identified as Nwandu (Surname withheld) operating in Ugbolu community near Asaba, yesterday, allegedly committed suicide following his inability to make love to his wife in the last few weeks.



Reports said that the palm wine tapper, a native of Ogbaru in Anambra state, has been married to his wife for over seven years before his séx organ began to disappoint him.

Sources said that the man has been having problem with his genitals since the beginning of the month of February this year.

The resultant failure on his part to satisfy his wife séxually, gave rise to repeated quarrels especially as blamed malaria for his dereliction of duty.

LEADERSHIP reliably gathered that the situation persisted until last Thursday night when he allegedly made another failed attempt.

Police authorities in the state confirmed that the body of the palm wine tapper has been deposited at the Federal Medical Centre Mortuary for autopsy and added that investigation was ongoing.

LEADERSHIP checks revealed that the palm wine tapper in the early hours of that fateful day had complained of stomach discomfort to his wife who unsuspectingly gave him tissue paper for toilet.

But the near hopeless dashed into the bush path where he allegedly hung himself on a tree.

At the time of death he had three children.


Posted: at 1-03-2013 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- vantheo at 1-03-2013 01:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Mehn! See laps  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 1-03-2013 01:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ela214 at 1-03-2013 01:52 PM (11 years ago)
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is this not stupidity,how u kill urself just becus of sex,which sufferin is more difficult,sex or leaving ur children behind for the same woman to suffer n raise them.
Posted: at 1-03-2013 01:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ezchusa at 1-03-2013 01:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Mtcheeeew! This man na mumu, kill yourself because of a girl and she will come your burial with another man

Posted: at 1-03-2013 01:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Idbabe at 1-03-2013 02:02 PM (11 years ago)
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The man wan die before before.  Abeg make i hear word
Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Keffejude at 1-03-2013 02:05 PM (11 years ago)
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lol saw dis story on fb yesterday... he 4ked up, now no be sm1 else go dey sumbi d madam  Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- steve232 at 1-03-2013 02:23 PM (11 years ago)
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This story get as e be
Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Idbabe at 1-03-2013 02:35 PM (11 years ago)
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He is not man enough.  One man's dead is other men's blessing.  Man die go, woman meet others  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tanglefree at 1-03-2013 03:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Life.oh life,oooooh life!
Posted: at 1-03-2013 03:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Solidstonez at 1-03-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago)
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NA HE SABI

Posted: at 1-03-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Biafranwar at 1-03-2013 03:24 PM (11 years ago)
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The man for go visit T.B. Joshua na
Posted: at 1-03-2013 03:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- joy201016 at 1-03-2013 03:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ezchusa on  1-03-2013 01:58 PM
Mtcheeeew! This man na mumu, kill yourself because of a girl and she will come your burial with another man

WHICH GIRL OGA? una no go understand story first, b4 una comment!!!
Posted: at 1-03-2013 03:57 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- paulohking at 1-03-2013 04:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Chaiiiiiiii, e Neva reach that now Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-03-2013 04:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cocoeni at 1-03-2013 04:51 PM (11 years ago)
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and so? na make u kill ur self stupid man, RIH.
Posted: at 1-03-2013 04:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Component at 1-03-2013 04:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Pls I need woman address baptism.
Posted: at 1-03-2013 04:54 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- osarobo62 at 1-03-2013 05:14 PM (11 years ago)
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why he no go buy burantashi for Mallan hand.?
Posted: at 1-03-2013 05:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kasy783 at 1-03-2013 06:22 PM (11 years ago)
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\nwandu really is a fool,is that enough reason to waste his own life?,has he seeked medical help and even if he has no solution killing himself is a stupid choice.Now he is dead,another man will still be helping his sexy wife satisfy herself.The only thing in life that do not have a solution is death.Having said that,R.I.P
Posted: at 1-03-2013 06:22 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- morgrawl231 at 1-03-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago)
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ah! it's not up to that now.....
Posted: at 1-03-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- arsenal123 at 1-03-2013 07:06 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 1-03-2013 07:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Senegal at 1-03-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago)
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na wa o, really Shocked :ojavascript:void(0); Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 1-03-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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