The Atheletic Sperm

Date: 06-05-2009 10:21 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 6-05-2009 10:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the first one there". And am gona make the best baby than all of you !!!!

The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't. So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back up boys it's a BLOW JOB!"

14_Inches
 

Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 6-05-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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kai yaro, u no well oh.U too much jo
Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 6-05-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
KAI 14INCH.
MY BELLE DEY PAIN ME
Posted: at 6-05-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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u dey pregnant?
Posted: at 6-05-2009 11:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- doubled192 at 6-05-2009 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha.... f**kin funny man.... laughin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 6-05-2009 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-05-2009 12:04 PM (14 years ago)
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@Emmy,

Ya see this thing na ABINIBI he pass ABILITY... I get the jokes for my belle no be small

14_Inches
Posted: at 6-05-2009 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beautifulbekam at 6-05-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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 juust passing
Posted: at 6-05-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 6-05-2009 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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pass sharp sharp
Posted: at 6-05-2009 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 6-05-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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brb..no even laf
Posted: at 6-05-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 9-05-2009 07:23 PM (14 years ago)
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I like this guy called bob, he can sense danger unlike most guys nowadays !!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 9-05-2009 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 10-05-2009 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
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14_Inch-_jokes
Posted: at 10-05-2009 10:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 10-05-2009 10:15 PM (14 years ago)
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14 inch.how are we not sure if u are not the one having the blow job?'
Posted: at 10-05-2009 10:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 11-05-2009 12:37 AM (14 years ago)
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HHEHHHEHEEH FUNNY...MEHN;D
Posted: at 11-05-2009 12:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 11-05-2009 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 11-05-2009 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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