BAKARI D SHARP GUY!!

Date: 07-05-2009 3:24 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Agbara Kelechi
- at 7-05-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his
 Boss puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss
 was suspicious and decided to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

Bakari as usual, drank from the wine and
topped it up with water (to replace what he drank).
 
 But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the
 pastis became milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew
 he had nailed Bakari. Bakari also knew that he was in trouble and decided
 to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.
 
 The Boss told his wife and said he would call Bakari to come and
 acknowledge his evil ways. "Bakari!", he called from the sitting room.
 Bakari answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pastis?". No answer. The
 Boss asked again: still no answer.
 
 Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
 "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but
 when I ask you a question you don't answer me?  Bakari retorted
 that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all,
 except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside
 Madam, while I'll go in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ". Bakari
 accepted.
 
 The Boss went in the kitchen and Bakari shouted:
 "Boss". He answered: "Yes, Bakari". "Who goes into the maids'
 bedroom when the Madam is not there? " No answer. Bakari shouted again: "Boss,
 I say who made the maid pregnant?" No answer.
 Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
 
 The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders
 will never cease!
 Bakari, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does
 not hear anything, except ones name ".

Posted: at 7-05-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Toinsauller at 7-05-2009 04:04 PM (16 years ago)
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Wow! its amazing how maids show much brillancy. Bakari is one of them. Good work pal
Posted: at 7-05-2009 04:04 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 7-05-2009 04:20 PM (16 years ago)
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nice joke pal

Posted: at 7-05-2009 04:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 7-05-2009 05:06 PM (16 years ago)
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U can say dat again
Posted: at 7-05-2009 05:06 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 7-05-2009 05:10 PM (16 years ago)
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posted b4 but still funny sha!
Posted: at 7-05-2009 05:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-05-2009 05:29 PM (16 years ago)
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UHMM FUNNYYY
Posted: at 7-05-2009 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 8-05-2009 03:12 PM (16 years ago)
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weda posted b4,acknowledge say u laff

Posted: at 8-05-2009 03:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-05-2009 08:48 PM (16 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 8-05-2009 08:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 9-05-2009 12:58 AM (16 years ago)
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ahhhhhhhhh!ah!!!!!!!!ha!
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-05-2009 12:58 AM (16 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:58 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 9-05-2009 01:03 AM (16 years ago)
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hmmm! love your new look..
 wey u dey go now>>?
Posted: at 9-05-2009 01:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 9-05-2009 01:56 AM (16 years ago)
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 Shocked Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2009 01:56 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- byenny at 9-05-2009 12:38 PM (16 years ago)
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U NO GO KILL ME
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:38 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 9-05-2009 12:43 PM (16 years ago)
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wu b killer 4 here.00 osama
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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