Akpors' First day in a new Secondary School.. Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible. Question 1: Looking at the leg of a bird, write down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc. After about 20mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpors storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher. 'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!' Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name? Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg: 'Oya u too, look my leg na,tell me my name, my surname, where I dey live, which tribe I come from...
Joke of the month of March
A reticent & an alacritous guy who's munificient & isn't skeptical abt d law of infallibility!
Posted: at 30-03-2013 08:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
DaCutest at 30-03-2013 09:12 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Lolz
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 30-03-2013 09:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Akpos raises his trouser and points to
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