(laffs hysterically)... Funny dude!

Date: 03-04-2013 10:46 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 3-04-2013 10:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Akpors was in his new limousine when he saw a
man eating grass by the roadside..
He ordered his driver to stop and he got off d car to
investigate.
“Why are you eating grass ?” he asked the
man.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man
replied.
“Oh, please come to my house!” “But sir, I have a
wife and four children…”
“Bring them along!” Akpors said.
They all climbed into the limousine. As they were
going, the poor fellow said : “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”
Akpors replied, “No, you don’t understand.
The grass at my house is over five feet tall, it will
be enough for all of your family members."
The man fainted!


Posted: at 3-04-2013 10:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- franel at 4-04-2013 12:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Pacing

Posted: at 4-04-2013 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jalisa9016 at 4-04-2013 06:54 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy funny stuff
Posted: at 4-04-2013 06:54 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 4-04-2013 08:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Jumping n running

Posted: at 4-04-2013 08:52 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-04-2013 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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U go fallooo

Posted: at 4-04-2013 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 4-04-2013 02:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol. Akpors is too stingy o.

Posted: at 4-04-2013 02:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-04-2013 02:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Re u serious ?

Posted: at 4-04-2013 02:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 4-04-2013 03:08 PM (12 years ago)
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No. Are u serious?

Posted: at 4-04-2013 03:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-04-2013 10:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Akpos Na ur boifrnd u go no pass me

Posted: at 4-04-2013 10:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 5-04-2013 02:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Not funny
Posted: at 5-04-2013 02:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 5-04-2013 09:02 AM (12 years ago)
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stingy poster and commenters

Posted: at 5-04-2013 09:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 5-04-2013 10:06 AM (12 years ago)
more  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-04-2013 10:06 AM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 5-04-2013 06:13 PM (12 years ago)
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I jump n pass una

Posted: at 5-04-2013 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 5-04-2013 06:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  4-04-2013 10:41 PM
Akpos Na ur boifrnd u go no pass me
Huh? U fit no better na, no be u be him mentor?

Posted: at 5-04-2013 06:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2013 09:05 AM (12 years ago)
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He wan propose to u next week Akpos wife Roll Eyes

Posted: at 7-04-2013 09:05 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 7-04-2013 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
another  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-04-2013 09:49 AM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2013 12:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Na u sabi

Posted: at 7-04-2013 12:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chybo22 at 7-04-2013 10:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Akpors your own don too much efcc go cum arrest you for over mumu
Posted: at 7-04-2013 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 8-04-2013 10:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 8-04-2013 10:42 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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