Scientists go crazy: Staring at busty women can lengthen your life

STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women’s Bosom s for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on aging.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: “segxwal excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

“There’s no question - gazing at large Bosom s makes men healthier.”

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring Bosom s sized D-cup or larger.
What do you think?

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Posted: at 12-04-2013 03:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Gift staring at u alone can lengthen my life...u knw dat .....unless the Bosom  fit prevent accidental/premature death...den I go switch to the WATER MELON CHESTERS

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Posted: at 12-04-2013 06:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

lol,,, funny

Posted: at 3-09-2015 06:57 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac