Akpors and his new girlfriend went to commit suicide on top of a 10 storey building so that God can officiate their wedding in heaven. Their plan was to jump off the building at the same time at the count of three. So, After the count, Akpors jumped off but the girl didn't jump. She looked back and said : Love is blind but i'm not blind. She then walked away! As Akpors got to the air, He opened his parachute and said : Though, I'm madly in love, But am not mad to die for "LOVE". Now the Question is, who cheated between the two ? A) the Girl B) Akpors C) Both D) None.... Pb4, ba?
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Posted: at 16-04-2013 08:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Akpors and his new girlfriend went to commit suicide on top of a 10 storey building so that God can officiate their wedding in heaven. Their plan was to jump off the building at the same time at the count of three. So, After the count, Akpors jumped off but the girl didn't jump. She looked back and said : Love is blind but i'm not blind. She then walked away! As Akpors got to the air, He opened his parachute and said : Though, I'm madly in love, But am not mad to die for "LOVE". Now the Question is, who cheated between the two ? A) the Girl B) Akpors C) Both D) None.... Pb4, ba?
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Posted: at 17-04-2013 12:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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