Naming the twins

Date: 13-05-2009 3:33 am (14 years ago) | Author: HugoBoss Awa
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- at 13-05-2009 03:33 AM (14 years ago)
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A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."

"Oh shit, not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"

"Denise," the doctor replies.

Thinking that isn't so bad, she asks, "And what did he call the boy?"

The doctor answers, "Denephew."

Posted: at 13-05-2009 03:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- ironlady at 13-05-2009 03:53 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe...niece n nephew..chop knuckle
Posted: at 13-05-2009 03:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 13-05-2009 04:31 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-05-2009 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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I stil dey laff
Posted: at 13-05-2009 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 13-05-2009 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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it isnt a bad name afterall they are his niece and nephew

still funny cant stop laughing
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-05-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- promise30 at 13-05-2009 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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lol....... dis guy u won kill person dat was nice
Posted: at 13-05-2009 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- nollylove at 13-05-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin  Good one, best I've seen in a long time.
Posted: at 13-05-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- around_d_corner at 13-05-2009 01:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: doubled192 on 13-05-2009 03:33 AM
A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."

"Oh shit, not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"

"Denise," the doctor replies.

Thinking that isn't so bad, she asks, "And what did he call the boy?"

The doctor answers, "Denephew."
maybe d doc isn't well, he should check him self
Posted: at 13-05-2009 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- abeyet at 13-05-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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GUY U WANT KILL ME WITH LAFF.
Posted: at 13-05-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- around_d_corner at 13-05-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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fake rumour
Posted: at 13-05-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one..
 i need more
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-05-2009 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Which one u don post b4?
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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me dey write poem ,,no jokes..
 shobo
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 13-05-2009 10:51 PM (14 years ago)
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hehe...shunbor
Posted: at 13-05-2009 10:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 13-05-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha....you got me off guarded... LOL
funny.... funny... funny.....
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 13-05-2009 11:21 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL keep it up man u try jor
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 13-05-2009 11:39 PM (14 years ago)
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thxxxx
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 13-05-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago)
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who dey talk to you sey na u post the joke
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 13-05-2009 11:58 PM (14 years ago)
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yess his ma twin
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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