A Chinese took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ok, dat sounds pretty good," said the Chinese man.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Chinese scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who was it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Chinese paid for the drinks.
Back in Beijing the Chinese went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Chong lee," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me one. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Chong lee.
"Ok," the Chinese said, "my father and mother had one child. It wasn't my bother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
"Search me," said Chong lee. "I give up, who was it?"
The Chinese burst out, "It was some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
federico at 13-05-2009 04:23 AM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmm
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
well nicky buddy... when you ask a dude to keep it up... surely it goes harden... you don't need to remind him to work.... he will find his way... hahahahha... joke...!!!
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 13-05-2009 11:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming