rapist vs women

Date: 18-04-2013 12:15 pm (11 years ago) | Author: olayinka abegunde

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yinkaabeegs at 18-04-2013 12:15 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Two ladies were walking home from shoppin when
they met a rapist. They thought very swiftly and
decided to run in different ways.

The rapist ran after 1 of them and when she noticed
she will be caught by the rapistvery quickly she
stopped and turned back
She raised her skirt and looked at the rapist with sexy
eyes.
The rapist saw it is easy and he quickly lowered his
trouser.
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The lady got home. She found the other girl very
worried.
Sister 1: Dear, wat happened?
Sister 2: He almost got me when I turned back and
raised my skirt and he lowered his trousers.
Sister 1:So, you mean he did it conveniently?
Sister 2: Let me ask u 1 question
Sister 1: Go On!
Sister 2: Between a woman raising her skirt and a
man with his trousers down. Who can run faster?
Hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted: at 18-04-2013 12:15 PM (11 years ago) \| Newbie

chummyli at 18-04-2013 08:04 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...

Posted: at 18-04-2013 08:04 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

franel at 18-04-2013 09:05 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Okay but ... R..

Common sense is indeed not common. Wink

Posted: at 18-04-2013 09:05 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

zeigbo at 18-04-2013 09:37 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

jumping n laffing

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 18-04-2013 09:37 PM (11 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 05:02 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

abı

EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa

Posted: at 19-04-2013 05:02 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

Omilim at 19-04-2013 09:07 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

Yes o

Posted: at 19-04-2013 09:07 PM (11 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 20-04-2013 10:21 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

Alright

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 20-04-2013 10:21 AM (11 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

globala at 20-04-2013 11:49 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

rocking

Globala is the game!!!

Posted: at 20-04-2013 11:49 AM (11 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ajanni at 20-04-2013 01:43 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Posted: at 20-04-2013 01:43 PM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

chummyli at 3-05-2013 07:04 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...

Posted: at 3-05-2013 07:04 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

ajanni at 3-05-2013 09:41 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Quote from: ajanni on 20-04-2013 01:43 PM

Posted: at 3-05-2013 09:41 PM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

Chybo22 at 4-05-2013 09:16 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

Lol

Posted: at 4-05-2013 09:16 AM (11 years ago) \| Newbie

KleverC at 4-05-2013 09:30 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

Sharp geh

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up

Posted: at 4-05-2013 09:30 AM (11 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ajanni at 4-05-2013 01:47 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Posted: at 4-05-2013 01:47 PM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

DaCutest at 4-05-2013 02:33 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*

Posted: at 4-05-2013 02:33 PM (11 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

giftmurphy at 4-05-2013 03:22 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

Posted: at 4-05-2013 03:22 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

ajanni at 4-05-2013 04:34 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Posted: at 4-05-2013 04:34 PM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

cadanre at 4-05-2013 09:05 PM (10 years ago)

(f)

IN ZAKA FADI, FADI GASKIYA, KOMAI TA JA MA A YI MAKA

Posted: at 4-05-2013 09:05 PM (10 years ago) \| Hero

ajanni at 5-05-2013 10:04 AM (10 years ago)

(m)

Posted: at 5-05-2013 10:04 AM (10 years ago) \| Grande Master

chummyli at 9-05-2013 04:28 PM (10 years ago)

(f)

Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...

Posted: at 9-05-2013 04:28 PM (10 years ago) \| Hero

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