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Date: 20-04-2013 10:12 pm (11 years ago) | Author: rashy jonez
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- at 20-04-2013 10:12 PM (11 years ago)
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If u are a man and u wan2 live a long life pls don't go near ur woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers ­ like me. I just got home now and met my neighbor (Emeka )crying like a baby,then we got talking.
Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau???
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o
Me: chizoooooosu!!! ­ amaka don die?Huh?
Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo
Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone....
Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u??? even makin u cry? Uget time my broda...
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey painme,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiotnumber 18
Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone...
Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta...
Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe ­ ,Timothy and Jacob),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi, ­ Samuel,Mike, Greg),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis....
Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branchpastor!!!!

Posted: at 20-04-2013 10:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 21-04-2013 06:20 AM (11 years ago)
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e don teey wey nyash dey for back
Posted: at 21-04-2013 06:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 21-04-2013 02:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahaha rily funy
Posted: at 21-04-2013 02:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 21-04-2013 04:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Smiley
Posted: at 21-04-2013 04:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 21-04-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 21-04-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 23-04-2013 07:38 AM (11 years ago)
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Na u post am?
Posted: at 23-04-2013 07:38 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-04-2013 07:13 PM (11 years ago)
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copy copy no gud Sad
Posted: at 23-04-2013 07:13 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 23-04-2013 08:08 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one jare
Posted: at 23-04-2013 08:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 23-04-2013 11:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 21-04-2013 06:37 PM
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abı
Posted: at 23-04-2013 11:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 24-04-2013 06:39 AM (11 years ago)
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yea
Posted: at 24-04-2013 06:39 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 24-04-2013 09:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 23-04-2013 08:08 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one jare

Thank u jare *kiss*
Posted: at 24-04-2013 09:37 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 24-04-2013 05:32 PM (11 years ago)
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u ar welcome dear
Posted: at 24-04-2013 05:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 28-04-2013 12:08 AM (11 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 28-04-2013 12:08 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 28-04-2013 01:23 AM (11 years ago)
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copy goat
Posted: at 28-04-2013 01:23 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 28-04-2013 01:40 PM (11 years ago)
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wat?Huh???
Posted: at 28-04-2013 01:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-04-2013 07:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 28-04-2013 01:23 AM
copy goat
dey don snatch ur wıfe?  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-04-2013 07:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 4-05-2013 02:35 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-05-2013 02:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-05-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-05-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 6-05-2013 05:13 PM (10 years ago)
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lol, as my own girl save my own with 'daddy', wetin she mean?
Posted: at 6-05-2013 05:13 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-05-2013 11:12 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  6-05-2013 05:13 PM
lol, as my own girl save my own with 'daddy', wetin she mean?

she mean say na u dey do her papa duty for her......so u are a replacement of her dad and her man.....she have the original bf sumwia
Posted: at 6-05-2013 11:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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