for guyz:10 signs that you are sleeping with a "momy" water

Date: 26-04-2013 6:39 am (11 years ago) | Author: kelvin benson majolagbe
- at 26-04-2013 06:39 AM (11 years ago)
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This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very
first day, in fact she moved into your
house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam,
fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and
still have s*x with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing
in the morning. No pimples, her make-up
looks permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons have
found a way to remove natural hair and
put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she
doesn’t have any friends. You only hear
her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at
night but you’re not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has turned upside down but of
course your stepmother in the village is
to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that comes
from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact,
she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream.
You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and
she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day
and you don’t even know her birthday
sef. She never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she couldn’t
care less about your Facebook password.
In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!


Posted: at 26-04-2013 06:39 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- edlovejones at 26-04-2013 07:08 AM (11 years ago)
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Pls where will get one like this?
Posted: at 26-04-2013 07:08 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- winace at 26-04-2013 07:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahha poster are u talking from experience?
Posted: at 26-04-2013 07:12 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-04-2013 08:05 AM (11 years ago)
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poster...na like dat e take happen to u??.........abeg pass her to me make I convert her to beta momy of my unborn children..... cuz to me she be wife material

Posted: at 26-04-2013 08:05 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Horpsy at 26-04-2013 09:04 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy lmao! No be small thing
Posted: at 26-04-2013 09:04 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicco77 at 26-04-2013 10:59 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 26-04-2013 10:59 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 26-04-2013 12:17 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-04-2013 12:17 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Adikpe at 26-04-2013 04:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha. That one na enough banging everyday!
Posted: at 26-04-2013 04:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 26-04-2013 05:02 PM (11 years ago)
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  Grin Grin Grin poster e bi like momy water pikin dem don do u--------
NA FISH SHE BI  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin-------ahia onye na azu ka Oma anya ya
Posted: at 26-04-2013 05:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 4-05-2013 09:28 AM (11 years ago)
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO fish bawo  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-05-2013 09:28 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-05-2013 12:46 PM (11 years ago)
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ah!i see
Posted: at 4-05-2013 12:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kp45 at 30-12-2015 08:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Are you serious?
Posted: at 30-12-2015 08:00 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- evilgenius at 31-12-2015 11:41 AM (8 years ago)
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50% are mummy water
so why worry yourself
if you have value for money?
Posted: at 31-12-2015 11:41 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ujmaria at 6-03-2016 01:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Is like the poster is talking from experience
Posted: at 6-03-2016 01:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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