JOKE: GAY MAN WITH BOW LEGS BECOMES STRAIGHT DURING HEALING SERVICE

Date: 28-04-2013 8:20 pm (11 years ago) | Author: samuel
- at 28-04-2013 08:20 PM (11 years ago)
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It was quite a unique type of healing Mr Simon
Edokpaye experienced today at an undisclosed
church in Lagos during the Altar Call.
Mr Edokpaye, who is known for his Bow Legs in
his church, was being prayed for when he
suddenly started screaming “I’m healed! I’m
healed!” This was good news to the church as
they had been praying for his bow legs to be
straight.
After  running with his round the church
screaming “I’m straight! I’m straight!” the
pastor managed to calm him down but noticed
his legs were still bow.
“how are you straight? Your still have bow legs?”
the pastor asked. Then Mr Edokpaye revealed
“pastor pastor, i was gay now i am straight”
Pastor then asked how  he could tell he was now
straight and he said during the prayer he got an
erection when the pastor’s wife laid hands on
him. That was the 1st time a woman gave him
an erection in 12 years.
He has scheduled a thanksgiving service for next
sunday.


Posted: at 28-04-2013 08:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- mary11 at 28-04-2013 08:20 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
It was quite a unique type of healing Mr Simon
Edokpaye experienced today at an undisclosed
church in Lagos during the Altar Call.
Mr Edokpaye, who is known for his Bow Legs in
his church, was being prayed for when he
suddenly started screaming “I’m healed! I’m
healed!” This was good news to the church as
they had been praying for his bow legs to be
straight.
After  running with his round the church
screaming “I’m straight! I’m straight!” the
pastor managed to calm him down but noticed
his legs were still bow.
“how are you straight? Your still have bow legs?”
the pastor asked. Then Mr Edokpaye revealed
“pastor pastor, i was gay now i am straight”
Pastor then asked how  he could tell he was now
straight and he said during the prayer he got an
erection when the pastor’s wife laid hands on
him. That was the 1st time a woman gave him
an erection in 12 years.
He has scheduled a thanksgiving service for next
sunday.

Posted: at 28-04-2013 08:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 28-04-2013 09:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 28-04-2013 09:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 29-04-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
Oho
Posted: at 29-04-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 29-04-2013 07:11 PM (11 years ago)
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erection for pastor wife huh? I no fit shout ooo

Posted: at 29-04-2013 07:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 29-04-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Kk,bye#

Posted: at 29-04-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 29-04-2013 10:11 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
ı trek pass

Posted: at 29-04-2013 10:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 4-05-2013 02:50 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 4-05-2013 02:50 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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