woman

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:

"Darling, I have great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell, because the young couple haven't paid their last bill:

"Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company.

"What are you saying? It's in your files??"


"Absolutely."

"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the
first thing the next morning.

"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

"WWWHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 8-05-2008 09:38 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie

hahahahahahahahah........candle....ummmm but is she going to feel light beneath her

Posted: at 11-05-2008 07:21 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

GUD 2HEAR DAT!!!!......I GAT SPARK HERE......//////SHOULD INCASE.....

Posted: at 26-03-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Lol

Posted: at 26-03-2009 07:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol nice one;D

Posted: at 26-03-2009 09:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nkem u are so right dis is funny......

Posted: at 25-05-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Whhaaaat !!!! NO spoil me o

Posted: at 25-05-2009 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

good one.Real mix up

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Posted: at 26-05-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 27-05-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

I'M STILL LAFFIN NO COMMENT YET 

Posted: at 27-05-2009 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac