Definition of LOBATAN

Date: 14-06-2013 11:48 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Olagoke Olayemi Bamidele
- at 14-06-2013 11:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Definition of LOBATAN: Hmmmmm
LOBATAN, is when ur boyfriend wants u to
meet his family & on getting there:
*D elder brother is ur EX....
*D sister is d lady u just fought with over a
man...
*D mother is d nurse who begged u not to abort
ur 6th pregnancy but u did....
*D father is d sugar daddy who just bought u BB
Z10....
*D Uncle is your boss with whom u had a one
night stand to get that Bank Job...
How was ur day today!
Do av a pleasant 9t rest.
#LOBATAN#

Posted: at 14-06-2013 11:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- mary11 at 15-06-2013 08:46 PM (11 years ago)
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And d English word 4 LOBATAN is?
Posted: at 15-06-2013 08:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-06-2013 10:29 AM (11 years ago)
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and wat is d meaning of LOBATAN??
Posted: at 16-06-2013 10:29 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 16-06-2013 02:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 16-06-2013 10:29 AM
and wat is d meaning of LOBATAN??
Lobatan simply means 'It is finished' the street translation is 'U are f"cked'
Posted: at 16-06-2013 02:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 16-06-2013 04:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 16-06-2013 02:47 PM
Lobatan simply means 'It is finished' the street translation is 'U are f"cked'

ok..I can understand dat U are fcuked true true..just like u said
Posted: at 16-06-2013 04:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 02:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Jossy  Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 17-06-2013 02:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-06-2013 07:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Rihanna  wetin??  Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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I dey vex with u gaan ni  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-06-2013 07:32 PM (11 years ago)
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na me suppose to dey vex for u naa  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Reeeeaaallly? Werin I do Na?
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-06-2013 07:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 17-06-2013 07:34 PM
Reeeeaaallly? Werin I do Na?

no be u first do translation for me b4 I come interpret am give u
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:39 PM (11 years ago)
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U no be beta person, I swear  Undecided
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-06-2013 07:43 PM (11 years ago)
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ok....for dat na hia we stop dis talk abeg
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Abi u don vex? Make I pour ice water to cool Ur temper?  Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 17-06-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 17-06-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 19-06-2013 07:14 AM (11 years ago)
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Tell ram ooo
Posted: at 19-06-2013 07:14 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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