Akpos was in a business meeting
where other
moguls and wealthy men were
present. Rich
businessman Akpos was looking for a
way to
oppress the other rich men and show
he was the
richest.
He shouted for his driver: Driver!
Driverrrrr. Come
here quickly!
John the driver came quickly to his
oga, Akpos.
Akpos now seeing that all eyes were
on him after
the way he shouted loudly for his
driver,
continued to talk loudly to the driver:
"Driver, go to my house, not the
brown house o,
the white one. Not the white one in
Banana Island
o, go to the white one in Victoria
Island. Not the
one on Adeola Odeku street you hear,
but the one
on Etim Iyang Crescent. Not any of my
semi-
detached houses ie 22A or 22B, but go
straight to
the 3 storey detached house with
swimming pool,
CCTV, electric gate, wifi, marble-
finished with all
rooms ensuite at No. 31.
Ehen! Now take this remote control
for the large
black gate, press this button and it
will open.
When you enter, you will see a blue
2013 Porsche
Cayenne okay.. Now
perpendicularly opposite
that 2013 Porsche Cayene is a silver
2013 Land
Rover LR4 Jeep, It is not that one.
Trigonometrical
ly 35 degrees to the LR4 is the grey
2013 Lexus V8,
It's not that one. This 2013 Lexus V8 is
very close
to a black Mercedes Benz Gl 4matic.
The 4matic
Benz is just behind a Gold Coloured
Chrysler 300c,
the Chrysler is beside my Red Escalade
ESV which
is in front of my white 2013 Escalade
EXT, blocking
a Hummer H3T, opposite a blue 2013
BMW M5.
Then make a u-turn by the BMW and
you will see
three recently purchased powerbikes
from the US
of A. Now take a diagonal sharp turn
to the
extreme left and you will one oldddd
archaic car, a
2012 white Prado jeep, which I will
soon throw
away. Just beside that is my built-to-
intern ational-
specifi cation swimming pool,
opposite of which
is a wine red 2013 Prado Altitude.
Now you have
reached there.
Go to the boot of the wine red 2013
Prado Altitude,
open it, you will see red, white and
blue briefcases.
The red one contains dollars, $10
million. Don’t
touch it. The blue contains Pounds, 8
million
pounds. Don’t touch it. The white
one contains
Naira, I arranged them in hierarchical
order -
1000s, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s
denominations.
Don’t touch them. Now near these
boxes, you will
see a crocodile skin Christian
Louboutin limited
edition wallet!
Check inside the designer wallet and
you will see a
N10 note. Take that N10 and buy me
N5 pure
water and bring it here promptly!
I’m very thirsty!
Buy very cold one o and you better
not forget to
bring my change!
One word for akpos!?!
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