it pays to be a nigerian

Date: 04-06-2009 11:01 pm (14 years ago) | Author: JK MADU
- at 4-06-2009 11:01 PM (14 years ago)
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A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.

The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,

so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

Posted: at 4-06-2009 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- nollylove at 5-06-2009 12:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 5-06-2009 12:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kola263 at 18-06-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago)
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nice modification
Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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haha! funnie
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-06-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago)
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newbie posted b4
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 18-06-2009 09:24 PM (14 years ago)
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POSTED B4 JOR....Grin
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 19-06-2009 01:11 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 19-06-2009 01:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 19-06-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-06-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 19-06-2009 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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good and nicely put together
Posted: at 19-06-2009 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jayms at 19-06-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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So phyuking kool. I am laffing my heads off now
Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- byenny at 22-06-2009 11:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 18-06-2009 09:06 PM
newbie posted b4


still refreshingly funny
Posted: at 22-06-2009 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iyanu4chi at 22-06-2009 11:54 AM (14 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 22-06-2009 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 22-06-2009 12:38 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 23-06-2009 12:04 AM (14 years ago)
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Pb6
Posted: at 23-06-2009 12:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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