The bride tells her husband

Date: 05-06-2009 6:30 am (14 years ago) | Author: olayemi olaleye
- at 5-06-2009 06:30 AM (14 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 5-06-2009 06:30 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- emmymth at 5-06-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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toooooooo oldddddddddddddd
Posted: at 5-06-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 6-07-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Where d hell's my prisoner?
Posted: at 6-07-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wordsmith at 6-07-2011 09:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 6-07-2011 09:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 6-07-2011 09:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry una just dey provoke me 2day
Posted: at 6-07-2011 09:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rayspeed at 6-07-2011 09:56 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahhaha me too! una jst dey copy and paste pb4 joke anyhow! wetin sef!
Posted: at 6-07-2011 09:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 6-07-2011 11:03 PM (12 years ago)
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oh God
not again
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-07-2011 11:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rayspeed at 7-07-2011 09:42 AM (12 years ago)
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i just tire, na blocking and deleting b d nxt tin now
Posted: at 7-07-2011 09:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 7-07-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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na wa o! Pb4 plenty plenty times na Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-07-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 7-07-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago)
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seen ova a zillion times..wetin sef
Posted: at 7-07-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 7-07-2011 10:03 PM (12 years ago)
rotting 
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