Barracks doors

Date: 09-06-2009 1:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 01:06 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
bags" Shocked

Posted: at 9-06-2009 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 9-06-2009 01:12 PM (14 years ago)
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  Cheesy Cheesy CheesyGrin Grin Grin Grin Nice one
Posted: at 9-06-2009 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago)
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funny sista ..hehe

@teeco dats a joke not d one u posted with question mark
Posted: at 9-06-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 01:30 PM (14 years ago)
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OK fist Lady
Posted: at 9-06-2009 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- helen4life at 9-06-2009 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-06-2009 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx ironlady how u dey?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 9-06-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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LOLOL
Posted: at 9-06-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-06-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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woooowwww... another one from the queen herself...
wait make i check my barrack first... okay closed...
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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u had better check ur barrack door cos iphie wont ike it when other girls see it
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Closed
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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want talking to u i was talking to krist
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Which rank d soldier get na?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quinzee dis one na ur question
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 03:50 PM (14 years ago)
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u no fit answer am abi u no school, wait krist wil answer it
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 03:53 PM (14 years ago)
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U no discribe the size that's why i no fit answer am
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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HELP ME TELL HER
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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tell me what?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:41 PM (14 years ago)
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am fyne ooo u nkor
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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WHO DEY GREET DIS CHIK NA?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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