Father and son in law

Date: 09-06-2009 3:54 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
- at 9-06-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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 A 60-year-old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.
She opened the door and discovered her 40-year-old daughter playing with her
vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the Mom.
"Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married,
so this is pretty much my husband."
The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon
entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you
doing?" he asked.
His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I
will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband."
The father walked out of the room shaking his head too.
The next day the Mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand
and the vibrator sitting next to him, watching the football game.
"For Christ's sake, what are you doing?" she cried.
The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and
watching the game with my new son-in-law!"
 

Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
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P * I * R * A * T * E * D
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 18-06-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  9-06-2009 03:59 PM
P * I * R * A * T * E * D


u r d pirate
Posted: at 18-06-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 18-06-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Jumping...................
Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 18-06-2009 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Hanging

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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nt so phunnie

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-06-2009 09:09 PM (14 years ago)
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posted 100times
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 18-06-2009 09:23 PM (14 years ago)
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no be the lady fault jare na 2 woworisim way marry them self con born atutupoyoyo..;d
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 19-06-2009 06:28 PM (14 years ago)
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all of una dey maga except sillyjoker o girl how far na?
Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 22-06-2009 07:28 PM (14 years ago)
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YA BRAIN DON SOAK
Posted: at 22-06-2009 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-06-2009 07:34 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa o
Posted: at 22-06-2009 07:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 25-06-2009 08:01 PM (14 years ago)
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dinho4lfe u no tell me say u dey mental now
Posted: at 25-06-2009 08:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 26-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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hhehehehe

Posted: at 26-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adamhamdeeya at 27-06-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago)
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JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING..
Posted: at 27-06-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toinsauller at 27-06-2009 10:48 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa ohoooooooooooh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-06-2009 10:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- efe2004 at 28-06-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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i done read am 2 times e neva stil funny me,,,,,,, i stil weda e funny Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 28-06-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- efe2004 at 28-06-2009 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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i done read am 2 times e neva stil funny me,,,,,,, i stil weda e funny Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 28-06-2009 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 30-06-2009 07:42 PM (14 years ago)
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u no say na craze dey worry u, y u no post ur own make we read then come finalize am whether e funny abi e no funny mchewwwwwwwwwwww efe abeg no make me vex with u abi u don dey turn into teeco habits of condeming abi abeg o no try me at all
Posted: at 30-06-2009 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 2-11-2012 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-11-2012 12:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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