Husband Store

Date: 10-06-2009 9:15 am (14 years ago) | Author: Joseph Umosen
- at 10-06-2009 09:15 AM (14 years ago)
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better." she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please."


Posted: at 10-06-2009 09:15 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- femaadinho at 10-06-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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copyright
Posted: at 10-06-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 10-06-2009 03:49 PM (14 years ago)
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OLD JOKE!
Posted: at 10-06-2009 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 10-06-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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WHO SABI WOMAN WEY DEY EASY TO PLIS
Posted: at 10-06-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 12-06-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 12-06-2009 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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i don tire for old things

Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-06-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago)
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me too...i need a change
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 12-06-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b1111100000000000000000000000000000000000
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-06-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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mother..ahhahaah!°
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 12-06-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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babe, watsuptukwan?
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-06-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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ohh! i dey good, just that we all missed you here. and i dont know wether you know that ya boyfriend or na hussy i go say don de< double date.ehehe! kristiantus
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 12-06-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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i don tire for old things

Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-06-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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omo wetin u dey plan for all of us in the house noiw?
or we dey celebrate ya day?
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 14-06-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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old school story
Posted: at 14-06-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 14-06-2009 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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photocopy

Posted: at 14-06-2009 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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