the three contractors

Date: 20-07-2013 7:31 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Dan Zion
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- at 20-07-2013 07:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Three contractors are bidding to
fix a broken fence at
the white house, where Barack
obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from
CHINA & the 3rd Akpors from Nigeria.They go with
White House official
to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did
some measuring,
works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job
will cost $900. ($400 for materials,
$400 for my
teamv& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some
measuring & figuring,says," I can do it for $700. ($300 for
materials, $300 for my
team & $100 profit for me)".
Akpors did not even measure or
figure out anything,
but he walks around the White House & whispers
"$2,700." The official says, "You
didn't even measure
how did you come up with such a
high figure?" Akpors
whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, &$700 to
hire the Chinese to do the job."

Posted: at 20-07-2013 07:31 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 20-07-2013 09:09 PM (10 years ago)
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I reserve my comment
Posted: at 20-07-2013 09:09 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 20-07-2013 11:09 PM (10 years ago)
Huh ! not again ,
anyway  Undecided boo
Posted: at 20-07-2013 11:09 PM (10 years ago) |
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- franel at 20-07-2013 11:52 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 20-07-2013 09:09 PM
I reserve my comment
Posted: at 20-07-2013 11:52 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-07-2013 01:46 AM (10 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-07-2013 01:46 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 21-07-2013 05:20 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 21-07-2013 01:46 AM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-07-2013 05:20 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 21-07-2013 07:41 AM (10 years ago)
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Ooo
Posted: at 21-07-2013 07:41 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-07-2013 10:23 AM (10 years ago)
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again....no be the same contractors wey dem don post hia b4?.......abi dem call anoda contractors 4rm d same countries?
Posted: at 21-07-2013 10:23 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 21-07-2013 12:35 PM (10 years ago)
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PB1000
Posted: at 21-07-2013 12:35 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- inad at 21-07-2013 12:42 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 21-07-2013 12:35 PM
PB1000
enter pit
Posted: at 21-07-2013 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 21-07-2013 07:34 PM (10 years ago)
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*smh*
Posted: at 21-07-2013 07:34 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aquarium at 22-07-2013 12:03 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin haba akpos e too much now
Posted: at 22-07-2013 12:03 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 22-07-2013 06:47 AM (10 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 22-07-2013 06:47 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- inad at 23-07-2013 08:02 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 22-07-2013 06:47 AM
OK
good
Posted: at 23-07-2013 08:02 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- EbubeMadonna at 24-07-2013 06:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Am just proud been a Nigerian.Up Akpors!
Posted: at 24-07-2013 06:31 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 24-07-2013 07:38 PM (10 years ago)
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Angry Angry
Posted: at 24-07-2013 07:38 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- inad at 28-07-2013 10:02 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 24-07-2013 07:38 PM
Angry Angry
wat
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- mary11 at 30-07-2013 12:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: inad on 21-07-2013 12:42 PM
enter pit
I wan enter but ur fada dey inside d pit already
Pls ask him 2 come out make I see chance enter
Posted: at 30-07-2013 12:14 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 30-07-2013 03:11 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes hmm
Posted: at 30-07-2013 03:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- inad at 31-07-2013 12:03 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 30-07-2013 12:14 PM
I wan enter but ur fada dey inside d pit already
Pls ask him 2 come out make I see chance enter
immature of you to bring relative matter to your ogbenge.grow up kid
Posted: at 31-07-2013 12:03 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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