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no mind recovrd jor Replyna bread without tea hmm dey give us
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haha nicky Reply
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99% of d jokes here are copy writes n its no big deal. Reply
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Quote from: Recoverd on 16-06-2009 10:02 AM 99% of d jokes here are copy writes n its no big deal. thank god you know dat all jokes here are copy.... mind you there are stil once
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good one but it posted b4 Reply
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 25-06-2009 06:45 PM good one but it posted b4 thank u jare.... but which one den never post b4 ![]()
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nevermind love@efe all jokes here are rebranded, but whats important is the effect on puting a smile on faces ciao!!! Reply
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that is true... Reply
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hmmm Reply
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nice 1...keep it up...ok...keeping the spirit of laughter so high like fire..... Reply
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yes.......hehehehehe Reply
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Quote from: efe2004 on 12-06-2009 12:17 AM A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift boxed. Curious, but somewhat Disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man's name embossed in gold. Angrily, he raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. he had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things. When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search through his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. His father had carefully underlines a verse, Matthew 7:11, " And if ye, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him?" As he read those words,a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words...PAID IN FULL. [/quot Quote from: efe2004 on 12-06-2009 12:17 AM A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift boxed. Curious, but somewhat Disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man's name embossed in gold. Angrily, he raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. he had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things. When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search through his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. His father had carefully underlines a verse, Matthew 7:11, " And if ye, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him?" As he read those words,a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words...PAID IN FULL. e]av heard dis boforee!!!
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Peepout ReplyI hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
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peepinn Reply
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its a lesson to be patient Reply
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nice story...but this is not a joke Reply
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Quote from: skyo78 on 28-06-2009 08:33 PM nice story...but this is not a joke NA WAITING E BI ![]() ![]() ![]()
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