Annual tomato garden

Date: 14-06-2009 2:56 am (15 years ago) | Author: HugoBoss Awa
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- at 14-06-2009 02:56 AM (15 years ago)
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,
but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I
won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the
plot for me, like in the old days.

Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried..

Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

Posted: at 14-06-2009 02:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 14-06-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago)
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cool

Posted: at 14-06-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 14-06-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago)
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haaa i see double u be bull dog oo
Posted: at 14-06-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- doubled192 at 14-06-2009 09:43 PM (15 years ago)
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@nicky....funny hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 14-06-2009 09:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 14-06-2009 09:45 PM (15 years ago)
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doubledddddddddddddd..missed u menh
Posted: at 14-06-2009 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 14-06-2009 09:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 14-06-2009 11:05 AM
cool

nd funny

Posted: at 14-06-2009 09:46 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- doubled192 at 14-06-2009 10:18 PM (15 years ago)
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@irl..miss ya 2 babe..anytin 4 mi ni ?
Toks thx
Posted: at 14-06-2009 10:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 14-06-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago)
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yes there is something 4 u
Posted: at 14-06-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 15-06-2009 12:53 AM (15 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 15-06-2009 12:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 15-06-2009 01:35 AM (15 years ago)
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thc
Posted: at 15-06-2009 01:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- doubled192 at 15-06-2009 01:48 AM (15 years ago)
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wat iz it babe ?

thx fed.
Posted: at 15-06-2009 01:48 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 15-06-2009 01:57 AM (15 years ago)
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i dont know yet ooo
Posted: at 15-06-2009 01:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kola263 at 15-06-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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sharp guy
Posted: at 15-06-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Recoverd at 15-06-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaha. Vry funy
Posted: at 15-06-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 15-06-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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photocopy
Posted: at 15-06-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Dat's a good one, Chao!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- doubled192 at 17-06-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago)
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@femaadinho Huh? joke posted b4 Huh?
Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 17-06-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4...

Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- doubled192 at 17-06-2009 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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we want to read joke once but like to listen to 1 music many time...comedian are really trying oo..chai.. laff jo
Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 17-06-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago)
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ok... we understand

Posted: at 17-06-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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