Heart Attack

Date: 15-06-2009 11:43 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-06-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

“You bastard!” says the husband, “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”

 Shocked Shocked Shocked


Posted: at 15-06-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 15-06-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe veryy funnyyyyyyyyyyy hehehehe

Posted: at 15-06-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- byenny at 15-06-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
d guy dey 
Shocked Cool Cool
Posted: at 15-06-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 15-06-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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the husband is really useless. senseless too.funny jokes
Posted: at 15-06-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 15-06-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago)
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na yeye man
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 15-06-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaha. Chie!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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See Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-06-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe

Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 07:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Thanks all!!! I taught it was funnie too...haha

Posted: at 16-06-2009 07:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mabello at 17-06-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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haha!!!!!!! dumb man
Posted: at 17-06-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 17-06-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 17-06-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 08:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Thanks mabello

Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 18-06-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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u don post this thing b4 now

Posted: at 18-06-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 18-06-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 18-06-2009 11:33 AM
u don post this thing b4 now
U be correct olofofo, d joke way don dey sweet people u won cum put pepe inside, 4 me
d man No.6 don 4kasibe!
Posted: at 18-06-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 02:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 18-06-2009 11:33 AM
u don post this thing b4 now

EEEMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEMMNNNNNNNYYYYYYMMMMMMTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH

Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- METRIX at 19-06-2009 04:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 18-06-2009 02:28 PM
Quote from: emmymth on 18-06-2009 11:33 AM
u don post this thing b4 now

EEEMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEMMNNNNNNNYYYYYYMMMMMMTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH
Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-06-2009 04:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 22-06-2009 09:59 AM (14 years ago)
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y u dey shout my name?i no deaf now

Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-06-2009 10:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 22-06-2009 09:59 AM
y u dey shout my name?i no deaf now
Grin Grin Grin
nwanna, kedu? hope all is well?
Posted: at 22-06-2009 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-06-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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emmy is having era problem
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-06-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 22-06-2009 12:07 PM
emmy is having era problem
true true!  emmy, wetin enter you ear now?
try and get ear drop then...
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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