Poor Guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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Posted: at 15-06-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ha, na wa 4 de guy!

Posted: at 15-06-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

posted b4

Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted buncountable times. I DON TIRE TO SEE THIS JOKE OOOO! Try goin 2ru jokes here b4 postin.

Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

weytin this Newbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dey laugh for hehehe

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Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hehehehe na waooooooooooooo

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Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

no make me vex oooo bcos if I vex u no go enjoy this Forum again ooo 

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Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 22-06-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hahahaha
nice one

Posted: at 23-06-2009 12:57 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming