chilly question and answers

Date: 16-06-2009 4:07 am (14 years ago) | Author: dammy rose
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- at 16-06-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Chilly Question & Ans.
 

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?


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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!


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Posted: at 16-06-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- omatseye at 16-06-2009 06:54 AM (14 years ago)
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sweet ronky...u ar back again wit d boom....nice 1...long time no see...hw u ddey
Posted: at 16-06-2009 06:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 08:01 AM (14 years ago)
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haha!!! soooo funnie!!!

Posted: at 16-06-2009 08:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 08:02 AM (14 years ago)
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.....

Posted: at 16-06-2009 08:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 16-06-2009 09:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Vry funny
Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ronky at 16-06-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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@ omatseye, an fine. hv been busy wif school, so i hv ess time 4 browsin.
Posted: at 16-06-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sillbaby27 at 16-06-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Hilarious!!!!!! hhaaha!!
Posted: at 16-06-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ronky at 16-06-2009 07:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Posted: at 16-06-2009 07:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adedokun at 16-06-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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niiiice one,girl u gud
Posted: at 16-06-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 16-06-2009 09:33 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kzee9ja at 16-06-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 16-06-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- scorpionheart99 at 16-06-2009 11:54 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

nice...................

Posted: at 16-06-2009 11:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ronky at 17-06-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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tnks guys
Posted: at 17-06-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- cassidyn at 17-06-2009 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz that was funny
Posted: at 17-06-2009 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ronky at 18-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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tnks
Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ronky on 17-06-2009 02:09 PM
tnks guys

How about ladies??? Grin

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ronky at 19-06-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 18-06-2009 04:43 PM
Quote from: ronky on 17-06-2009 02:09 PM
tnks guys

How about ladies??? Grin
heheh. ok, tnks ladies
Posted: at 19-06-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 19-06-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago)
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ok...hw is sch????ronky
Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jayms at 19-06-2009 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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nicey nice good work
Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ronky at 19-06-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 19-06-2009 12:37 PM
ok...hw is sch????ronky
tite. cnt wait 2 finish
Posted: at 19-06-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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