On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly$1 million.Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million. She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.
The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'
That's when she shot him.
You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut...!!!!
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Recoverd at 19-06-2009 01:19 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Cool.
Posted: at 19-06-2009 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
enjoyment at 23-06-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: nollylove on June 19, 2009, 07:55:07 PM Another man that failed to appreciate the good wife he has at home.
Abi o, atleast this way she would get to enjoy the money she saved alone.
No no no, that's a greedy one, but there's a saying that's beside every successful woman there's a man, so how is she going to be successful witout the man.
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 23-06-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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