parrot

Date: 20-06-2009 7:44 am (14 years ago) | Author: olayemi olaleye
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

Posted: at 20-06-2009 07:44 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Toinsauller at 20-06-2009 08:31 AM (14 years ago)
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wat a parrot!!!! Cheesy
Posted: at 20-06-2009 08:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 20-06-2009 09:27 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe complain must get answer
Posted: at 20-06-2009 09:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-06-2009 10:11 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-06-2009 10:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 22-06-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
funny you.....
Posted: at 22-06-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-06-2009 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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really funny! stupid mumu man
Posted: at 22-06-2009 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iyanu4chi at 22-06-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 22-06-2009 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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silly parrot
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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