in the hospital

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I dont' know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his willy in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, "there's nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls of his oxygen mask and replies, "that was very nice but, are...my...test...results...back?"

Posted: at 24-06-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

are....my....test....result.....back?
waiting fo answer

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Posted: at 26-06-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i wonder

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Posted: at 28-06-2009 11:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

dis  is bullshit of a joke .shey na oxygen u dey use

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Posted: at 19-07-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

The phyukin patient inteded it. Not funny

Posted: at 19-07-2009 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

D joke no get ingredent at all.......

Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and curry, pepper , salt and onions
thatz a nice one fed..... they need a microscope to understand............. like my cool glass

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Posted: at 21-07-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

thta thing no de spoil ur eyesight?

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Posted: at 21-07-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice 1 guy keep it up..
my testssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thats a good 1 but wount appeal to slow minded people sense of humour...... smart joke

Posted: at 22-07-2009 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie