70-Year Old Man Inserts Steel Kitchen Fork Into His P*nis During Masturbation

Date: 20-08-2013 12:28 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Anahi Oluremi
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- at 20-08-2013 12:28 PM (10 years ago)
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Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork inside a man’s penis, after a segxwal adventure went horribly wrong. The 70-year-old visited Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia.

He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to satisfy himself. Unfortunately the attempt backfired and it became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain before rushing to the hospital.

Doctors say the practice tends to occur 'during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'. God help him, lol.
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Posted: at 20-08-2013 12:28 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- chicco77 at 20-08-2013 12:38 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 20-08-2013 12:38 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Idbabe at 20-08-2013 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 20-08-2013 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- beneno at 20-08-2013 02:03 PM (10 years ago)
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na lie,how manage ? if ni woman do am i ge believe no be man,  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes ni so him joystick hole wide?
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:03 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- beneno at 20-08-2013 02:04 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: beneno on 20-08-2013 02:03 PM
na lie,how manage ? if ni woman do am i go believe no be man,  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes ni so him joystick hole wide?
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:04 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sucre4u at 20-08-2013 02:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Mr poster talk tru o, u bliv dis cock n bull story wey u post? Mtcheeew
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:17 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osamabinladin at 20-08-2013 02:18 PM (10 years ago)
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Nonsense !
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:18 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mohsankaru at 20-08-2013 02:20 PM (10 years ago)
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abeg abeg!!!! this one na fat lie joor. make una no dey over wash us
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:20 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- OnyemaechiJumbo at 20-08-2013 02:23 PM (10 years ago)
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See what Alcohol or drug can do
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:23 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- micc at 20-08-2013 02:26 PM (10 years ago)
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Very hard to believe oo
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Joshuadon1 at 20-08-2013 02:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Na fallacy?Huh??i no believe jo
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:30 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- merion at 20-08-2013 02:32 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ThoRam at 20-08-2013 02:37 PM (10 years ago)
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A FORK in his P*nis?? hard to believe  Shocked  
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- proly at 20-08-2013 02:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Kkkk
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- akinmanchy at 20-08-2013 02:49 PM (10 years ago)
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I can't see the possibility of this,sorry poster
Posted: at 20-08-2013 02:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Kechywillz at 20-08-2013 03:02 PM (10 years ago)
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its not posible coz he will be bleeding if he tries in insert anything there
Posted: at 20-08-2013 03:02 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- softhils at 20-08-2013 03:10 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-08-2013 03:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- paulohking at 20-08-2013 03:15 PM (10 years ago)
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eeee Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-08-2013 03:15 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- sonjohn994 at 20-08-2013 03:28 PM (10 years ago)
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this poster is a fool Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-08-2013 03:28 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cocoeni at 20-08-2013 03:41 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 20-08-2013 03:41 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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