Omatseye in ironlady bar!!!!joke a joke

 Omatseye comes into ironlady bar and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar in cluding scorpionheart99,teeco,kristiantus,nikkvill,moat,toks E, quinzee4me and kido. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for omatseyi and ironlady . omatseyi walks up to the counter, and says to the ironlady, "I bet you 5000naira that I can spray urine straight into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."  ironlady thinks that this omotseye is a nutcase, but he wants his 5,000naira, so she agrees. ironlady gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. Omoteseyi sprays urine all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the ironlady looks at him angrily and says, "Well, I guess you owe me 5,000naira, huh?" omatseye answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window 2,500nairia a piece that I could come in here and urinate  all over your  bar."
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.................Dis is wat everyones says abt it!!!

                (Omotseye):na wah! see as i fall ironlady hand.na to plan how to shit for her bar
                                 tomorrow..see cash,,warri nor dey carry last.

                (Ironlady):my custormer has left,wat was i thinking b4..i just phyuk up....mucheww!

customer 1 (Kristiantus)who na no say me na presido. i nor fit enter where there dey go drink again..
 
customer 2(Moat) i nor fit talk,na jame question me i dey set.

customer 3(Teeco)na laugh i just dey laugh abeg na to keep the sprite of laughing.

customer 4(Scorpionheart99) imfao....dis gay boy teeco u don start again...brb

customer 5(Kido)dis ironlady supose be call rubberlady..i don loss 2500naira coz of her...

customer 6(Nikkyvil)i talk am,na make i first post ironlady when she was small lol

customer 7(Quinzee4me)i see federico dat this stuff has gotten into ur head.do u no wat u are saying?
                                    i pray ironlady reads this then everybody in naijapal ´ll be sorry for ur ass.

customer 8(Toks E)heard dis b4..any way  nice one sha

eye witness (Federico) i used God beg u ironlady nor talk am too personal,,na just joke.

Posted: at 27-06-2009 01:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if omatseye gets a hand on u . . .av u seen him b4?if u see him stand alone walahi u go faint!in fact i dey go tell am now.

Posted: at 27-06-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

keeping the spirit of laughing so  high as usual teeco

Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolsz...haha!!omg!!u all are so hehehehehehehehhe

Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

i read it!!and dats wat all of u are d way u talk especially quin and kelly hehe gay guy

Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hahaha

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Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yes...Keeping the spirit of laughter as usual......

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Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

girl we missed you toooo

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Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

what!!!!!!!!!!!???

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Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nhm

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Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero