what a Joke!!!! chect it out

Date: 22-05-2008 9:54 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Olakunle Oluwadare
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Little Johnny


The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he
sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period," reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
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Posted: at 22-05-2008 09:54 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Vixenx at 22-05-2008 10:50 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-05-2008 10:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fjoeaug at 5-06-2008 12:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mcjohn4smart on 22-05-2008 09:54 PM
Little Johnny


The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he
sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period," reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
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Posted: at 5-06-2008 12:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ugodaniels at 5-06-2008 04:37 AM (15 years ago)
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heard it before...still hillary hillarious

Posted: at 5-06-2008 04:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nautillus at 5-06-2008 08:49 AM (15 years ago)
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hahhh . . .hahhh . . .very nice.

Never underestimate the power of a PERIOD ! ! ! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2008 08:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 5-06-2008 01:06 PM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 5-06-2008 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- osituga at 5-06-2008 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 5-06-2008 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 17-11-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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uh hmm.

Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Hellene at 11-01-2012 10:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Funny, kinda...
Posted: at 11-01-2012 10:21 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- wandepope at 11-01-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Time taken to make a complete oscillation...missing one can make anyone fail a test.
Posted: at 11-01-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sarah555 at 11-01-2012 11:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-01-2012 11:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wandepope at 11-01-2012 11:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 11-01-2012 11:19 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin

Are you laughing because yu know the test?
Posted: at 11-01-2012 11:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sarah555 at 12-01-2012 02:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: wandepope on 11-01-2012 11:21 PM
Are you laughing because yu know the test?
for where  Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
e too hard, but i just ba dey form sey i know am
dat is by showing my teeth and razing up my hand 4 awearness  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 12-01-2012 02:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wandepope at 12-01-2012 08:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 12-01-2012 02:56 AM
for where  Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
e too hard, but i just ba dey form sey i know am
dat is by showing my teeth and razing up my hand 4 awearness  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

The last time a lady scored 88% in the test she took two trophies home.
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- giftmurphy at 12-01-2012 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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