Mistakes Married Women Makes In Bed!!! (photo)

Date: 19-09-2013 6:55 am (7 years ago) | Author: Ayyub adegboyega
- at 19-09-2013 06:55 AM (7 years ago)
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* ADMITTING IS THE HARDEST PART - You, yes, you make mistakes in bed... and contrary to what you may believe you're v¤gin¤ is not so magically wonderfulthat he don't notice. Oh, he may not SAY anything, but he noticed.
The s¤xual revolution was FIFTY years ago, and the secret is out, WOMEN ENJOY S¤X TOO ... so stop acting like it's a favor you're doing for Him
* TAKE IT ALL OFF - Listen, if his having s¤x with you, he like your body... ALL of it, so leaving your shirt on because you think your bre¤sts are too small is just silly, and you're not fooling him... it's not as though he think, "Well, I can't see that part of her so it must be FANTASTIC!" Get n¤k¤d!
* LINGERIE IS NOT FOR HIM - Asking him what kind of underwear he'd like to see you in is like asking a shark what kind of seasoning he'd like on his next kill...
The fancy underwear you buy is for you to feel sexy, or for your girlfriends to tell you, you look sexy in. Two things you should know about men -
(1) his not looking at THE LINGERIE in the Vicky's Secret catalog, and
(2) if he think you're hot, we will HONESTLY think so NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE WEARING (especially if it's not much)
* MAKE SOME NOISE - He understand you being shy when he first meet you. He understand you being shy when you meet his friends for the first time. Hell, he even understand you being shy when we're out in public. But, please, when it's n¤k¤y-n¤k¤y time, a little feedback is nice.
I mean, you don't have to get into the full on n¤sty talk (but it's ok if you do)
but a little moaning, or geez, even a little heavy breathing is
nice encouragement. If all he wanted was peace and quiet, he would already be SLEEPING.
* N¤PPL¤S ARE THERE FOR SHOW ONLY - Okay, he understand how you can be confused about n¤ppl¤s... Yours are beautiful, unique and fun. But please understand, his are simply decorations. No matter WHAT you've read in magazines, or heard from your friends. It does literally NOTHING for him for you to touch, lick, caress, etc. them... and if I EVER find the person that investing you all in the idea that BITING them is ok,
I will drag them out into the street and kill them with a shovel.


For more gist click here >> http://www.gistmelove.com/2013/08/mistakes-women-makes-in-bed.html

Posted: at 19-09-2013 06:55 AM (7 years ago) | Newbie
- solojaro at 11-01-2014 03:29 PM (7 years ago)
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Really?
Posted: at 11-01-2014 03:29 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-02-2014 02:20 PM (7 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 25-02-2014 02:20 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sestay at 2-09-2015 10:52 AM (5 years ago)
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indeed I admit that
true talk
Posted: at 2-09-2015 10:52 AM (5 years ago) | Upcoming
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