francischi at 2-10-2013 08:36 PM (11 years ago) (m) village woman (rakelly ) took her case to the village Chief to report that the village school teacher had molested her. Following is the dialogue that took place;
Woman: (I am in trouble, please help me!!)
Chief: (What happened?)
Woman: (The village teacher molested me)
Chief: (Oh my goodness!. What did you say? This is an abomination. Explain how this happened?)
Woman: (As I was hawking my wares, the teacher called me into his house under the guise he wanted to buy something I was selling)
Woman: (I entered the house and the teacher quickly grabbed me. I just watched him, but didn't utter a word)
Woman: (Next thing I knew, he started kissing me. I watched him, but didn't say anything)
Woman: (He put his hands on my "oranges" and caressed them. I watched him, but still did'nt utter a word)
Woman: (He then lifted up my skirt, yet I didn't utter a single word or resist)
Woman: (He then undid his shorts, lifted me up and placed me on the bed. Still, I watched him)
Woman: (He got on top of me and he started having sex with me. Even then, I did not utter a single word)
The Chief was becoming very irritated and exasperated at this stage.
Chief: (Enough! Stop there! When did you actually talk to voice your protest?)
Woman: (My Chief,..When it dawned on me that I was pregnant!!!)
na so u mad reach ?
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 2-10-2013 08:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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I no fit shout
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me Posted: at 3-10-2013 06:07 AM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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Oh boi as e hapun na so she talkam 00
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 3-10-2013 07:21 AM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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Toks-E at 3-10-2013 09:00 AM (11 years ago) (m) Something makes me feel like I've seen this joke before....
2.0. Posted: at 3-10-2013 09:00 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 10:42 AM (11 years ago) (m) Something makes me feel like I've seen this joke before....  mr. dreamer, bad belle
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 12:59 PM (11 years ago) (m) give me a peeeee P
help me with Beee B
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 12:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 01:01 PM (11 years ago) (m) EVEN TAKE FOUR JOIN BODY 4
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 01:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 01:02 PM (11 years ago) (m) joind together PB4 ABI , MAKE I HEAR THAT ONE FIRST
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 01:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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alabi22 at 3-10-2013 01:39 PM (11 years ago) (f) Something makes me feel like I've seen this joke before....  of course, u have seen it b4. @ francischi. ds one na pb4 o but is rib cracking hehehehehehe Posted: at 3-10-2013 01:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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If i talk again make ona kill dog for me chop
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 3-10-2013 01:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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alabi22 at 3-10-2013 01:55 PM (11 years ago) (f) d dog don dey fire dey roast Posted: at 3-10-2013 01:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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e beta make u talk say na dog meat dey hungry u
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me Posted: at 3-10-2013 02:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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rakelly at 3-10-2013 03:04 PM (11 years ago) (f) hmmmm. make i come back first i go deal that useless rapist francischi just de prepare na prison straight Posted: at 3-10-2013 03:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 06:25 PM (11 years ago) (m) of course, u have seen it b4. @ francischi. ds one na pb4 o but is rib cracking hehehehehehe
 so u de see well like this
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 06:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 06:27 PM (11 years ago) (m) u de fin who go kill dog for u wen u never see water drink
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 06:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 06:27 PM (11 years ago) (m) e beta make u talk say na dog meat dey hungry u
u no say em just de come back from the land of Kri.. em never chop
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 06:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 06:28 PM (11 years ago) (m) hmmmm. make i come back first i go deal that useless rapist francischi just de prepare na prison straight make i come again
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 06:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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francischi at 3-10-2013 06:29 PM (11 years ago) (m) RAPIST!!!???
no na mistake , she wan tal harpist
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" Posted: at 3-10-2013 06:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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d dog don dey fire dey roast
op say no be that mama bende brown dog ona go kill?
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 3-10-2013 07:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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e beta make u talk say na dog meat dey hungry u
hehehe u sabi read mind Yeye
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa Posted: at 3-10-2013 07:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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