JOKE:The NAFDAC Official And A Farmer

Date: 10-10-2013 2:54 pm (10 years ago) | Author: samuel
- at 10-10-2013 02:54 PM (10 years ago)
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GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY A NAFDAC official stopped at an
expansive, fenced farm in Ojoto and talked to an old farmer. He told the farmer: "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs." The farmer replied: "Okay, but don't go
into that field over there --" The NAFDAC
official interrupted: "Look mister, I am a
government authority! See this badge?
This badge means I can go wherever I
want!" The old farmer humbly nodded,apologized, and went about his chores.
Moments later he heard screams, looked up and saw the NAFDAC official running for his life, being chased by the farmer's bull. The old farmer threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs... "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"


Posted: at 10-10-2013 02:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- benadio at 10-10-2013 03:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Hahhahahahaha, dat's brilliant. He might be lucky if the bull acknoledges the badge.
Posted: at 10-10-2013 03:14 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- francischi at 10-10-2013 03:47 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmmmm... Ajanni de  work.. Jossy de chop

Posted: at 10-10-2013 03:47 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 10-10-2013 04:40 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin











 Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry na joke be that?
Posted: at 10-10-2013 04:40 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 10-10-2013 05:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 10-10-2013 04:40 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin











 Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry na joke be that?
As u big reach u no know jokes?agbaya

Posted: at 10-10-2013 05:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 10-10-2013 05:07 PM (10 years ago)
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nice 1,,but poster show ur badge

Posted: at 10-10-2013 05:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-10-2013 05:45 PM (10 years ago)
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Bcos of wetin i won chop no mean say make i call cow broda
This joke no sweet me  Sad

Posted: at 10-10-2013 05:45 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 10-10-2013 06:16 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 10-10-2013 05:45 PM
Bcos of wetin i won chop no mean say make i call cow broda
This joke no sweet me  Sad

for sure cow no fit be ur broda naa,,we all know say na bull be ur borda

Posted: at 10-10-2013 06:16 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-10-2013 06:21 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 10-10-2013 06:16 PM
for sure cow no fit be ur broda naa,,we all know say na bull be ur borda
poster must be that bull u are talking about

Posted: at 10-10-2013 06:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 10-10-2013 06:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 10-10-2013 06:21 PM
poster must be that bull u are talking about

hehe,,den he must be ur broda..na u just talk am ooo

Posted: at 10-10-2013 06:30 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-10-2013 06:48 PM (10 years ago)
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See bull as e dey chase everybody
Na u start am ooo

Posted: at 10-10-2013 06:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 11-10-2013 11:06 AM (10 years ago)
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e de chase una.. no be every body

Posted: at 11-10-2013 11:06 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-10-2013 12:20 PM (10 years ago)
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Wait make poster catchu

Posted: at 11-10-2013 12:20 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 11-10-2013 12:25 PM (10 years ago)
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u mean jossy ?

Posted: at 11-10-2013 12:25 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-10-2013 12:27 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 11-10-2013 12:25 PM
u mean jossy ?
so dis boy u get mind to dey call jossy bull ba  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 11-10-2013 12:27 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 11-10-2013 12:32 PM (10 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 11-10-2013 12:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 11-10-2013 03:31 PM (10 years ago)
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u go see
Posted: at 11-10-2013 03:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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