my laptop has snatched me from my babe (Page 4)

Date: 18-07-2009 6:52 pm (14 years ago) | Author: OlaKunle Kunsoft
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- McBona at 19-07-2009 05:16 AM (14 years ago)
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she train Me well well, but I no gree go school na im be the wahala
Posted: at 19-07-2009 05:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 19-07-2009 05:34 AM (14 years ago)
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u no gree go sch? eeeya...so pple dey cheat u for market abi?
Posted: at 19-07-2009 05:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- McBona at 19-07-2009 05:37 AM (14 years ago)
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well well,  na so My oga dey bit Me everytime say 'money no complete'
Posted: at 19-07-2009 05:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 19-07-2009 05:39 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha i wonder how much your oga get inside d company account.
Posted: at 19-07-2009 05:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- McBona at 19-07-2009 06:07 AM (14 years ago)
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hmm!!  na im make im dey beat Me everyday for nowadays!  Bc im say im go bank to know how much wey I don make for am, na im come see im account say im don enter red light
Posted: at 19-07-2009 06:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 19-07-2009 06:11 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha! make hire some1 wey go teach u well. i go pay am.
Posted: at 19-07-2009 06:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- McBona at 19-07-2009 06:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Na U I want make U dey teach Me. . . bc U know book no be small
Posted: at 19-07-2009 06:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aysd at 19-07-2009 07:40 AM (14 years ago)
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just make sure that your laptop should not be close your willy bcos it might cause some damage to it because of close radiation that comes from the laptop when you place it on your laps. please my brother be wise and this is real. God bless
Posted: at 19-07-2009 07:40 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onchedu at 19-07-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: temi07 on 18-07-2009 08:53 PM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on 18-07-2009 08:36 PM
Quote from: onchedu on 18-07-2009 08:34 PM
Ur either just a child or Ur gf is not weilding her powers on U properly... hell maybe she's even cheating on U and hasnt noticed Ur more into gadgets... I wan cause trouble.!
i think he means that the fact that he's way into his laptop, he wasn't paying enough attention to his girl, so she is gone.
not necessarily cheating Lips Sealed
He wants to cause trouble 4 the guy,lol

Ur smart!
Posted: at 19-07-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- festuso at 19-07-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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what is laptop  komped to ur girl friend?Ur girlfred/ur wife is the most precious treasure u can have.
Posted: at 19-07-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onchedu at 19-07-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: festuso on 19-07-2009 12:22 PM
what is laptop  komped to ur girl friend?Ur girlfred/ur wife is the most precious treasure u can have.

Huh?

Indian film, starring Dramendra and Amitab Bachan

Pardon my question but U well?
Posted: at 19-07-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- goingwithyou at 19-07-2009 01:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Hunmmmmmmmmmmm...Dat is nice of u.Do u know why just dat u wnat us to know dat u got a laptop ....So nothing do u...enjoy ur self with ur laptop bro ...
Posted: at 19-07-2009 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- portiphar at 19-07-2009 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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okay......marry the laptop now
Posted: at 19-07-2009 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- d_man at 19-07-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: akjasper on 18-07-2009 07:07 PM
Quote from: kunsoft on 18-07-2009 06:52 PM
I need you guys Contribution

phyuk you!!!
raised to power 2

Posted: at 19-07-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tmscool at 19-07-2009 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Set your priorities right and you would not av to complain.
Posted: at 19-07-2009 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 19-07-2009 04:17 PM (14 years ago)
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ur father

Posted: at 19-07-2009 04:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- luvvy at 19-07-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kunsoft on 18-07-2009 06:52 PM
I need you guys Contribution,  my laptop has snatched me away from my girlfriend

u meant ur laptop raped ur wife? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 19-07-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- around_d_corner at 19-07-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 idea.... get ya hammer. and hit ya laptop
Posted: at 19-07-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- temi07 at 19-07-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 19-07-2009 06:58 PM
Quote from: kunsoft on 18-07-2009 06:52 PM
I need you guys Contribution,  my laptop has snatched me away from my girlfriend

u meant ur laptop raped ur wife? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Perv  Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 19-07-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- around_d_corner at 19-07-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: temi07 on 19-07-2009 07:07 PM
Quote from: luvvy on 19-07-2009 06:58 PM
Quote from: kunsoft on 18-07-2009 06:52 PM
I need you guys Contribution,  my laptop has snatched me away from my girlfriend

u meant ur laptop raped ur wife? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Perv  Shocked Shocked Shocked
kinda laptop is that.
Posted: at 19-07-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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