Funny Instructions

Date: 18-07-2009 8:01 pm (14 years ago) | Author: yusuf mustapha
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- at 18-07-2009 08:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)


On a bar of soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)


On packaging for an iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)


On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)


On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)


On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Posted: at 18-07-2009 08:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 19-07-2009 12:58 AM (14 years ago)
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911
Posted: at 19-07-2009 12:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 20-07-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 20-07-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 21-07-2009 08:04 PM (14 years ago)
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heheeheh lol
Posted: at 21-07-2009 08:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 12:41 AM (14 years ago)
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hahhhhhaaaaaaaaa nice
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 22-07-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago)
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I no fit laugh
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 01:19 AM (14 years ago)
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den smile
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 22-07-2009 10:18 AM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 22-07-2009 10:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 22-07-2009 11:09 AM (14 years ago)
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$$$$$
Posted: at 22-07-2009 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 22-07-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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**********
Posted: at 22-07-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 22-07-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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kini big deal
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 22-07-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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kilode
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- howmuch at 23-07-2009 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
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what is wrong in stopping a chain saw with ur hand...i wonder
Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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as in how?
Posted: at 24-07-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 24-07-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: howmuch on 23-07-2009 10:08 PM
what is wrong in stopping a chain saw with ur hand...i wonder

use ur own hand now..if u be Robocop make we see....
Posted: at 24-07-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-07-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 24-07-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-07-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 25-07-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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huhuhuhu.... that is what i call laughing with force
Posted: at 31-07-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 1-08-2009 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 31-07-2009 04:38 PM
huhuhuhu.... that is what i call laughing with force

ok Grin
Posted: at 1-08-2009 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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