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![-]( "howmuch") howmuch at 18-07-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago)  (m)
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bar of soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On packaging for an iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) | Posted: at 18-07-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 19-07-2009 12:58 AM (15 years ago) (m) 911 | Posted: at 19-07-2009 12:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "byenny") byenny at 20-07-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) (m) LOL | Posted: at 20-07-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 21-07-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago) (m) heheeheh lol
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 21-07-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "enjoyment") enjoyment at 22-07-2009 12:41 AM (15 years ago) (m) hahhhhhaaaaaaaaa nice
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ... | Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "McBona") McBona at 22-07-2009 01:08 AM (15 years ago) (m) I no fit laugh | Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "enjoyment") enjoyment at 22-07-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) (m) den smile
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ... | Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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. | Posted: at 22-07-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 22-07-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago) (m) $$$$$ | Posted: at 22-07-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 22-07-2009 11:37 AM (15 years ago) (m) **********
| Posted: at 22-07-2009 11:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 22-07-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) (m) kini big deal | Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 22-07-2009 01:56 PM (15 years ago) (m) kilode
| Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:56 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "howmuch") howmuch at 23-07-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago) (m) what is wrong in stopping a chain saw with ur hand...i wonder | Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 24-07-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) (m) as in how?
| Posted: at 24-07-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 24-07-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) (m) what is wrong in stopping a chain saw with ur hand...i wonder
use ur own hand now..if u be Robocop make we see.... | Posted: at 24-07-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 24-07-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol
| Posted: at 24-07-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 24-07-2009 07:27 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 25-07-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago) (m) 
| Posted: at 25-07-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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huhuhuhu.... that is what i call laughing with force
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 31-07-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 1-08-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago) (m) huhuhuhu.... that is what i call laughing with force
ok
| Posted: at 1-08-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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